PJO/HOO/MC/SHADOW HUNTERS One-shots

Jasper - how do you not know who spider man?!

Jason's POV

WARNING:MINOR "THE HIDDEN ORICAL" ENDING SPOILERS

With his little 'vacation' ,Jason was currently on form the rebuilding and statue/temple building, he was productively thinking of a certain kaleidoscope eyed, choppy brown hair, Cherokee demigod by the name of Piper McLean. And it suddenly hit him. 

Technically they've been dating for a few months , but they've never gone in an actual date. With Gaea Rising then the war and all that time spent on the Argo ll, then Leo,  then the action figures,THEN LEO AGAIN... gods were they glad to see him. Jason layed back from his cross-legged position on the bed Thalia used to use for her short time lived at Camp. While staining at the pictures of Thalia and Annabeth, Jason had a brilliant idea.

"I'm gonna do it. I'm finally gonna ask her."  "What are you going to do? And what are you 'finally going to ask' " Jason jumped at the sound of his older? Younger? Sisters voice and put a hand to his chest to calm himself down. "Jesus Thali- THALIA!!!" And the Lieutenant of the hunters was tackled by her younger brother.
"Jason. Get. Off me. Can't-breath" Jason rolled off her  and squished her in a bone crushing hug. " I haven seen you in like Fiveever Thals... what do you expect me to do?!" Thalia quarked a brow at Jason " Fiveever?" Her technically younger brother looked at her like she was dumb " Longer than forever.... duh"

"Alright, alright fiveever ok. Now who are you gonna ask and what are you gonna ask them?" Thalia inquired from the conversation she overheard Jason having with himself.  Jason's Ears turned red " I'm gonna ask Piper ou- "   " isn't she your girlfriend?" Thalia interrupted? " if you would let me Finnish-" Jason looked at her from the tips of his glasses. " I was going to say before I was so rudely interrupted" Thalia rolled her eyes " Technically Pipes  and I have been dating for quite some time , but we've never been on an actual date. " Jason finished with a look mixed between confused, bashful and dreamy yet scared on his face. Probably from all the mixed emotions due to the recent events that have taken place and the dreamy look due to one daughter of Aphrodite. Thalia looked him in the eyes and patted his shoulder " Go get 'em tiger " Jason spun around quick as lightning " was that a reference to the original Spider-Man movies? " Thalia looked at him with a puzzled face "Spider who?"  *long dramatic gasp from Jason inserted here* " hOw do yOu noT knoW who SPIDER MAN iS?! " astonishment covered his face. " How- wha- uuhggh just go!"  Jason walked out of the room muttering about "uncivilized females..... how do you not know who Spider-Man is. Out of all of them..."

THIS TIME SKIP IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ARBY'S. ITS GOOD MOOD FOOD!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

Piper's POV

The Aphrodite cabin, oh lord.  Having to listen to the other siblings bicker on who's hotter... Theo James or Taylor Lautner... personally 'I think neither. I'd say Superman... a blond Superman. 'There was a knock at the door  shaking Piper out of her daydream She answered the door and loe and behold ... it was Jason... ,her Superman , with... no...... not..... is that a blush on his cheeks?

"Hey Pipes" Jason threw his hand up in an awkward 'hello' gesture. " I was just wondering ifyou'dwannago onanactualdatebecausethathapensinregularrealtionshipsand-" a finger was put to his rambling lips " of course I'd love to sparky" Piper laughed " Why would you think I'd say no? We've been dating for a few months now"  at this Jason's mouth started flapping at lightning speed " well I was just thinking about life and then it hit me that we have never actually gone in a real date, then Thalia scared the jeebees outta me-"   "WAIT. Thalia is here!"  " that's besides the point Pipes... so the I tackled her and figured out she's never even  seen Spider-Man I mean how could you not have seen the original three Spider-Man movies they are classics and-" this time a hand was covering his mouth " Jason. Your rambling" his shoes suddenly became very interesting. Piper put a hand on his shoulder. " C'mon Sparky. Let's go on that date

It's done. It's finally done.  Sorry I'm not much of a romantic and also I've never actually been on a date so.... this happened. I bid the fare well.