For Your Entertainment (Royed)

Mr. Diva

''Looks like we found his motivation, Roy... Good old fashioned jealousy~'' Lust teased making Roy blush but make a face giving his attention to the cross-dressed blonde, ''Edward Elric, get down from there!'' He said seeing Edward look to him with a questioning look in his golden eyes, looking away from him ignoring him taking his attention back to Lust. ''You're the one that started this! Knock some sense into him!'' Roy said turning to the busty woman who just shrugged with a tinted grin, ''Nah... I want to see what the boy has...'' Roy heard her say simply, before she purposely grabbed his arm and put it in between her breasts making Roy blush, getting Edward angrier but keep his cool as the sound of music played. The sound of Jeffree Star's Party Crusher playing took Roy as a complete surprise, seeing Edward lick his lips, ''Girl, you got some big tits, but that's about it... You've got some pretty lips, but that's about it... You're dancing on my dick, but I like men, bitch.'' Edward sang looking at Lust directly surprising the busty female more at how he looked at her. ''If I didn't know any better, Edward has a grudge towards me.'' Lust commented pouting like a scolded child with Roy turning to her flustered, ''Hah?! You're joking?!'' He said seeing the female drop the playful pout and grin and grab his face, ''Hey lover boy, your boy toy is looking at you~'' Lust said facing Roy towards the stage the moment the song mixed to another Jeffree Star song.

''I wear lipstick, and I'll fuck your bitch... I got a big stick, wanna take a lick?'' The half drunken blond sang to the raven haired male swinging his hips gesturing his hand downward, seeing Roy blush and put his hands to his face flustered when Edward gestured to him, "Listen I am leaving, you guys get him down and home-?!'' Roy started but stopped when feeling Havoc lift him up suddenly. ''H-Hey! Down! Put me down!'' Roy screamed squirming around making a face when he was dropped on his ass on the stage, ''Havoc!-?!'' The raven haired male started backing up with a fluster when Edward grabbed him by the collar of his sweater, inches from his face seeing the cross dressed blonde looking at him licking his lips with a serious expression. ''Can't take your eyes off me, everybody look at me...'' Edward sang running his hand up inside of Roy's shirt seeing the raven haired male blush and scream when he was pushed down on the floor on his backside, seeing Edward getting a bit touchy when he sat on his lap crossing his arms into an x suddenly when Edward gave a familiar needy look. ''TIME OUT!'', ''Seems like you three didn't plan this out too well considering the situation right now... Time for me to step in...'' Lust said after glancing over to the trio, ''Okay seems like one of my girls is getting a bit out of hand, you'll need to excuse her.'' Lust said walking onto the stage and sitting on the edge legs crossed, with Roy quickly managing to get up and grab Edward by the waist and drag him away.

''What a show, what a show, no? That was getting a bit too hot, don't you boys think?~'' The busty female said when the music cut off laughing her usual laugh with Edward struggling against Roy's grip around his waist, ''Stop your goddamn moving, I'm taking you to my place!'' Roy said in a serious scolding tone that annoyed Edward more. ''I tell you to forget about Lust, and what do you do? You throw a god damn fit.'' Roy huffed despite his fluster when feeling his groups eyes on him grabbing the large bag Hawkeye held towards him, making a face but never said a word to the group, with Riza crossing her arms as he left, ''Wait till he finds out that this was actually Gracia's idea and not ours.'' She said surprising Roy's men and Lust, ''HAH?!". ''Put me down!'' Edward screamed the whole walk when Roy's grip tightened on him, ''Shut up, you make it seem like I'm going to hurt you.'' Roy said hearing people look at whisper about them, opening his door and closing it behind him locking it, walking off to his room and tossing the cross dressed blond on his bed, letting out a scoff despite his fluster. ''I don't know what to do with you, Edward!'' Roy said going to his closet to grab some clothes for Edward, ''How about fucking me?'' Roy heard Edward say turning to small cross dressed blond, looking over a small tube of mascara, ''Says here the mascara is 'Sex Proof' but might want to be careful with the lipstick...''.

''It's only good for kisses, not for making out so it'll more than likely get all over you.'' Edward said looking at the tube of liquid lipstick in his other hand angering Roy more, going over and pushing the smaller male down on the bed arms pinned, ''I'm not that type of person, Edward!'' Roy said making a face seeing Edward's golden eyes widen, letting go of his shoulders with a familiar annoyed flustered expression. ''...Get out of that get up, you're distracting...'' The raven haired male said simply getting off the bed and walking out of the room with Edward sitting up flustered, but made a face feeling bad at how much he was testing Roy and at the new news he recieved about Lust, ''Hey...'' Edward started getting up and following after Roy to see Roy giving a heavy sigh to himself. ''You don't listen to me do you, Edward?'' Roy said making the crossed dressed male stop in his steps and make a face, ''I...'', ''Don't...'' Roy cut off with a tired expression turning to see Edward looking at him with a familiar pained expression in his golden eyes, ''You were so confident up there, yet when you're face to face to me you're a whole different person...'' Roy said quietly till seeing Edward's legs give out from the heels and fall face forward. ''Ah!.'' The blonde panicked till Roy caught his fall dropping the raven haired male back on the couch, making Roy cut his breath short when Edward fell on top of him, ''Fuck you're heavy... That's why I told you to get out of that outfit, and on top of that you're drunk...'' Roy said with a short breath flustered but kept his cool despite feeling Edward's nose on his neck.

Edward felt his heart race when feeling his body pressed against the raven haired male's, sitting up quickly on Roy's lap with a defensive expression, ''I'm half drunk, I still know what I'm doing.'' He said in his usual attitude seeing Roy look over him and to his face grabbing some his dyed hair in his hand, ''Do you now, Mr. Diva?'' Roy asked simply getting Edward nervous when his dark eyes met his. ''...I..." Edward started with a fluster reaching for the raven haired male's face, cupping it leaning forward to kiss him, but was cut short when feeling the older male push him away glancing away conflicted, ''Don't test me Edward, I will do something I'll regret, and I don't want to do that...'' Roy said finally looking into Edward's eyes softly. "...Guess anyone but me will do..." Edward said feeling his face get warm from the embarrassment he felt that moment, but quickly made a familiar sour expression taking him by surprise when feeling his arms get grabbed and pinned down on the couch, feeling Roy's lips press against his without warning with the kiss getting passionate making a muffled sound catching his breath when the raven haired male pulled away. "You're making this harder for me Edward... Why do you insist on doing these things, after I told you I was going to hold my feelings back for you... Don't do this to me, Edward... Please..." Roy said simply before getting off the blond and walking off, "I'm going to take you home after I make a quick call, so get your things." Roy said hurting Edward's feelings when he sat up on the couch, "...I can take myself home...".
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