An Lazy Guide To Acquiring Goggles

"What is that?" Alistis shouted from the kitchen. It is 7:30 in the morning. Mr. Emo and Goggles are still asleep.

"Sherlock!" I shout back. Alistis walks in with a bowl of cornflakes and looks at the tv. Alistis gets ready fast, I mean he has his earring in and has his glasses on. All he needs is to brush his hair. His hair is blue and short. I like to call him 'The Procrastinator'.

"What the hell is Sherlock doing on at half seven in the morning?" Alistis will not freaking shut up in the morning. But during the day all he'll do is check twitter and tumblr.

"What the hell are they doing still asleep?" I say and get up. Alistis grabs the remote, sits and flicks through the channels. I go to the sink and get two glasses of water. The good thing is, Mr. Emo and Goggles sleep opposite each other. I quietly open the door and approach the bed. Holding the glasses of water right above their faces, I think about all the ways they're going to try and kill me. Goggles will obviously stab me with his 'Pro Adventurers Sword of Awesomeness' while Mr. Emo will take something out of his mystical bag and light me in fire.

"WAKE THE HELL UPPPPP!" I scream as I pour the water in their faces. Goggles falls out if his bed and Mr.Emo just lies their.

"How f***in' dare you." Goggles gritts his teeth and grabs his Percy Jackson sword-pen.

"You're so dead." Mr.Emo stands up.

They chase around the flat for a bit while Alistis laughs hysterically which is a rare sighting. He suddenly stops.

"Guys look!" We all stop and stare.

"Recently, on the popular website known as Youtube, a new group has formed. It is known as 'Goggles'"

"They stole my idea!!!" Goggles a.k.a Einne screams.

"Actually Einne, I got you the goggles." I say.

"They say they are aiming to become a massive group and overthrow google. Basicly, to get the rights to YouTube and run it correctly,"

"Sounds good." Mr. Emo a.k.a Thira says.

"But other groups have also formed as enemy's. We spoke to four of the members of goggles yesterday."

"WHAT? THE FANTASTIC FOURSOME JOINED GOGGLES? IM ON MY WAY!" Einne shouts."Fellow nerds." Thira says under his breath. "Hello, Dan, Phil, Pj and Chris. Explain the 'Goggles' crew." I stop listening and open up my laptop. Emidiatly I search 'Goggles' and they come up. And a lot of people I never heard of. 'BurningFumesTv' and 'Felixbadnames' and 'KingofIsli'. Wtf are these youtubers? Alistis looks over my shoulder. "Click on him." The user is called DouthUpstairs. I scroll down his page. "I know him. He went to my  school. Him and Same. He always wore a stupid- and HE STILL DOES AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!" "Obviosly you went to a crappy school."

 "Shut up." He rolls his eyes