Cupid: *knocks an arrow to his bow* This time, I won't screw it up for you ChimChim.
*aims at the holy grail: the jibooty*
Cupid: *evil grin* You'll be happy I struck you the second time! And this will not be a failure!
Dog approaches and bites Cupid on the butt.
Cupid: Ouch! *lets go of arrow* DAMN DOG!
Arrow hits Jimin on the butt.
Jimin: Yah! Cupid!! What did I tell you----
Poodle struts before him. Jimin falls in love with poodle.
Jimin: Oh my beauty. Where have you been all my life? I was so empty without you! *kisses poodle*
Poodle: What the f----? Git off ah me you weirdo!!! *continues to get smothered by Jimin*
Cupid: Oh shit... Not again. *frowns and face palms himself*
Poodle runs out of Jimins hold.
Jimin: My love! No!! Don't run from me!! I love you!! *chases Poodle*
Cupid: No Jimin! Wait!
