BTS as parents

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[Jin]

"Hey Jessica, have you seen my---"

Stops and stares at his gorgeous daughter, styling her hair beautifully.

"Awe. Like father like daughter."

Walks over to Jessica, smiles as he stares at her beautiful long shiny hair. Smile fades.

"Wait. You're too beautiful. Gimme that comb. There can be only one."

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[Monie]

"Sir, your son Fabio has been caught red handed when he broke this priceless vase just a few seconds ago. Care to explain?"

Junior, gulps and holds his dad's hand. Monie sighs and pinches nose bridge.

"First of all, his name is Junior. It isn't Fabio. None of that Dory junk. Mmkay?

And second, if I didn't see my Junior break it, then he didn't break it. Have a good day!"

He and Junior walk away and head for the door, until Monie breaks the door handle for the store.

He pauses and turns around, eyes wide.

"And you did not see me break this! Bye!"

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[Suga]

Happily minding his own business in his studio. Listening to his latest creation.

His five year old son, Min Yoon Jin, comes in and blinks as he watches his dad bob his head to the beat of his music. He walks over to his dad and taps him on the shoulder.

"Appa, what does neglect mean?"

"Shhh, Daddy is making some sick beats. Go bother someone else baby."

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[J-Hope]

Sits back, drinking his tea. Enjoying the company of his friends, Woo Seok and Hannah.

"You're daughter is very pretty, what's her name?" Hannah asks as she intertwines her fingers with Woo Seok's.

Hobie smiles and watches as his Soo Mi draws a picture near the TV that played her favorite cartoon.

"Her name is Jung Soo Mi. Named after her mothers grandma."

Woo Seok and Hannah nod and admire the name.

"Not to offend or anything, but, if she gets older.. Will you tell her the truth about anything? And everything?" Woo Seok smiles and takes a sip of his coffee and sets it down.

"Like the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Sandman, the Easter bunny. All those mystical fantasy characters." Hannah adds.

"Of course I will. I won't lie to my daughter. That would break my heart."

And just as he spoke, Soo Mi comes over with what she thinks is a beautiful drawing of a bear and a cat. Sitting underneath an apple tree. Or what looked like an apple tree.

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