Ad: The new iPhone 10 is out now! Go buy it today and get a 100% off on all apple products!
Namjoon: Tempting but.. It'll just break like the last iPhone I bough.
Ad: What's different about this new iPhone is that it cannot, will not, break! It is an indestructible iPhone that beats all other phones!!
Namjoon: Indestructible?? Really??
Ad: Really! So come down and buy that dream phone of yours!! And for only $2!!!
Namjoon: Aw yeah!!
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Namjoon: *unboxes iphone* Wow!! A phone that's compatible with me!! And look!! It won't break!!
(Touches iPhone 10)
☢☢☢☢ CRAAAAAAAAAAACK!!! Bursts into flames ☢☢☢☢
Namjoon: WHAT!? Noooooooooooo!!!!
