new roommate-phan texting au DISCONTINUED

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january 21, 9:27am

new message with: jamie

phil: you absolute asshole

phil: i can't believe this

phil: fuck you

jamie: whatever

phil: i trusted you

jamie: yeah and whose fault is that

phil: YOURS YOU ASS

jamie: i needed a way to get dan to talk to me again

phil: he doesn't want to talk to you

jamie: who says

phil: oh i don't know?? maybe him since he's sitting next to me crying because of you, you fucking idiot

jamie: oooh hi dan baby

phil: don't call him that

jamie: you make me laugh, phil

phil: you make me wanna stab you, jamie

jamie: haha

phil: do you want me to call the police on you?

phil: because it sure does seem like it

jamie: go right ahead

jamie: you have no proof of anything

phil: well for starters i have that

jamie: what?

phil: "you have no proof of anything"

phil: that's some proof, dumbass

jamie: fuck you

phil: fuck you more❤️

go phil tbh i love him