Flaming meatballs!

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Jayay entered the bathroom and shut the door behind him. He picked up a magazine and sat down on the toilet. He then began to push hard but nothing was coming out. "Why you little bastard." He said. He pulled a stool over and sat in the position where he was sitting.

But that was no help. He contained to strain for a while until he heard a knock on the bathroom door. "Jayay? Are you okay?" His mother asked. "Come on! Push! We can fight this flaming meatball!" He strained harder and harder until he let out a massive fart.

Then, pieces of poop began to shoot out of his butt and into the toilet. Then, blood slowly began to drip out and his body became limp. He then collapsed onto the floor onto his face.

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