( A/n hey guys so its saturday and ya bois know what dat means, UPDATE ON DA SHIT....)
Modecai's pov
"Friday after noons are always the best, always reminding me of that bitch named Moxi, always showing me some skin from time to time. But then one night da bitch done dropped me" I said to Alex... here I am complaining all to her about dat damn bitch to her.
Alex sighed and looked away "You know sometimes maybe the better girl for you is out there ya know? Maybe even sitting beside you in Moxxxi's?" I looked over at her tilting my head with a confused face, she looked away fast and mumbles a quick "Just as a ya know idea... maybe?!".
I busted out laughing while looking at Alex... "you s'ure are a weird one eh?" her faced was coated with the brightest red I've ever seen, she just nods and mumbles "At least I'm not the one with either a facking raven or whatever dat bird is".
I looked at her "drink's on me pal! Then we'll go on and head on out!" she laughed "as always" she smiled that beautiful smile, 'Wait.... did I just say beautiful?!?!?'. I sighed as I started drinking.
~~~~A couple of minutes later brought to you by the drunk af Mordecai~~~~
"Hubba- dub *hicc* Iiiii~~~ LUVVVVV ALEEEX" I singed swaying as Alex kept me hoisted up, she says a quick "shut up" before scanning the area again... I think?
Alex pov
Okay so either I'm out of my got damn mind or I just heard Bewm's laugh, ugh who cares I quickly covered Mordecai's mouth and ran as fast as I could to tina's.
Right as soon as I entered Tina's home's home? I guess, I noticed Axton imeditaly and dropped Mordecai's body to the ground.
I walked up to Axton and told him about hearing Bewm, "wait Bewm? Are you sure you weren't imagining things?" He asked looking me in the eye as if I were kind of crazy and kind of not crazy.
"Yes I'm sure I wasn't imagining the shit!" I sighed as I pointed to da dumbass on the other side of the cave(a/n HELP ME OUT) "This piece of shit *mumbles* that I'm some how in love with* was blabbering around tryna get us killed!".
Axton looks over at him and shakes his head, "I mean, I guess thats just how Mordecai is sometimes..." he scratches the back of his head and sighs. "But like lay off him some alex" he mumbles while putting a hand on my shoulder, "the man still is heart broken even after 5 months".
Axton's pov
Alex nods as she turns away "and hey alex?" she looks back at me "show ya boi some skin sometimes alri?", she turns a bright red "maybe".
Maybe huh? We'll see about dat
OF COURSE WE WILL IN THE NEXT PART THOU XDDDDD I'M EVIL I KNOW
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Borderlands 2: One shots (BL x Reader)
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