Kreig x Disguised phsyco! Reader
It was always a pleasure for you to hear the screams of the bandits whenever you ripped their head of their shoulders.
You weren't doing this to please yourself of course more as to summon the man you worshiped for months.
This man is the whole reason you rebelled against your own kind... he changed your heart in a matter of seconds.
You didn't really care if the vault hunters gave you stares untill he started staring at you.
He walked over towards you and sighed "I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN (what the actual fuck are you doing with this bandit)".
You smiled and said back "I'M THE CAPTIN OF THE POOP SHIP(I'M TRYING TO WORSHIP YOUUU)".
He smiled.... and shrugged his shoulder and pulled out his buzzer axe and talked normally "Well then let me help you out" he swung down and you smiled.
"Thanks" you smiled and finished with the bandit.
He sighed "stop killing my kind though beautiful/handsome... and stop acting like you're my kind"
You froze and starred at him 'h-he knew????' You smiled and pulled the mask off.
"Only if you promise me something" you bit your lip as you said these words
" Do me hard tonight"
He smirked "we'll do~" he slowly walked over.
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Borderlands 2: One shots (BL x Reader)
FantasyBlah blah request request blah blah can be any character even handsome jack (HJ)