Girls: Capricorn, Pisces, Gemini, Taurus, Aires, Virgo.
Boys: Libra, Cancer, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius, Sagittarius.
Signs arrive at camping site.
Libra: Attention everyone. I have spontaneously organized our camping partners with a little help from Virgo.
Virgo: Sup.
Libra: As you may have noticed we are going camping for the weekend.
Taurus: Wait, what?
Aquarius: Uh, yeah Taurus, that's why we're at a camping sight.
Taurus: Oooooohhh.
Aquarius: What did you think we were doing?
Taurus: Don't ask.
Aquarius: Is it going to be something weird and perverted, or...
Taurus: I SAID DON'T ASK!
Aquarius: Okay! What the fuck?
Libra: Anyways..... The pairings will be boy girl unless anyone has a problem with that? *Looks at Leo*
Leo: Fuck you Libby.
Libra: *rolls eyes* Here are the pairings. Cancer and Pisces.
Pisces and Cancer: YAYYYYYY!!! *hugs each other*
Libra: *glares* Now if there will be no more interruptions, I would like to continue.
Pisces and Cancer: Sorry.
Libra: Gemini and Libra, Aires and Scorpio, Taurus and Aquarius, Sagittarius and Virgo, and Capricorn and Leo.
Gemini and Libra: *standing 10 feet away from each other, glaring*
Libra: I hate you Virgo.
Virgo: I randomly picked!
Aires and Scorpio: I guess you can live.
Taurus: I want to sleep.
Aquarius: I want to watch alien documentaries.
Taurus and Aquarius: This could work.
Virgo: *reading*
Sagittarius: Hey-
Virgo: *hand to his face*
Sagittarius: *frowns*
Leo: I guess we're roomies.
Capricorn: Yeah I guess.
Leo: Are we going to do more than sleep? *wiggles eyebrows*
Capricorn: Fuck no.
Leo: Exactly. Fuck. Me and you. Let's do it.
Capricorn: This is the first time you've spoken to me and you want to screw me?
Leo: Yes.
Gemini: LET'S GO FIND OUR ROOMS!!!
Everyone: *runs in screaming*
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac Scenarios
RandomI have way to many books, but I have writing fever. Read on if you must. 😛 I am also making Capricorn a girl in like, all of these. Yeah, I'm biased.
