Zodiac Scenarios

The Signs as the Ones I've Met

Aries: 

-artistic

-bluffer

-thinks their better than everyone else

-likes to hit and kick

-cuddly af

-princess

-whiny

-hates when things don't go their way

-wears glasses

-easily embarrassed

Taurus

-devoted

-athletic

-cares about food as much as the next person

-artistic

-annoying

-lazy

-naturally pretty

-hair is priority

Gemini

-shy

-talks so fucking much

-a bitch

-abusive

-blackmailer

-wants to be the center of attention

-musical

-artistic

-funny

-really bad at lying

Cancer

-goth

-in love with to many people

-depressed

-short

-so many fandom

-stupid

-naturally strait hair

-a slapper

Leo

-dick

-egocentric

-wants to be better than everyone else

-super unhealthy

-musical

-caring

-generous

-funny

-great hair

Virgo

-small

-funny

-smart

-artistic

-great singing voice

-loves horses

-wuss

-cry baby

-tough

-takes a lot of shit.

-naturally pretty

Libra

-a bigger dick than Leos

-wants to make your life a living hell

-backstabber

-makes fun of you

-racist

-good handwriting

-cute

-awkward in everything

-musical

Scorpio

-so witty and funny

-loves Canada

-wants you to be happy

-always downgrading themselves

-says lit a lot

-tall

-short

-dickhead

-likes cars

Sagittarius

-annoying

-smart

-adventurous

-racist

-on point twerking skills

-competitive

-bitch

Capricorn

-badass

-bad hands

-very strange hair colors

-great eyes

-smart

-funny

-musical

-naturally pretty ( I think it's an earth sign thing )

-animals and kids are just attracted to them

-likes computers and cars

Aquarius

-hilarious

-wears glasses

-dates bad people

-bitch

-screams and yells a lot

-animals like them

Pisces

-awkward

-stuck in the 70s

-needs a haircut

-likes cars

-spits when laughs

-most likely to be gay