Calum: so
Calum: I may or may not have just bought us tickets to see hozier
Willow: bitch what the fuck
Calum: my finger slipped
Calum: whoops
Willow: Calvin you did not
Calum: well
Calum: I did
Willow: no fucking way
Calum: oOooOoPs!!!
Willow: cal how can u even afford that
Calum: well
Calum: I knew how much u liked him soO I've been saving up a while
Calum: anyway so in two weeks me and u at a concert together
Willow: Calum
Willow: bless ur little Asian ass
Calum: don't make me give ur ticket to Luke
Calum: I am nOt AsIan!!!!!!!!!1
Willow: okokokok sorry
Willow: fuck I love you
Calum: I know
Calum: tell me more
Calum: I love when you say you love me
Willow: no I don't I lied
Calum: hey
Calum: :(
Willow: hi
Calum: nO
Willow: how about yes
Calum: NO
Willow: ok grumpy bum
Calum: ok window
Willow: got any memes to show me
Calum: yes
Calum: go into your bathroom
Calum: look in the mirror
Calum: there will be a meme standing there
Willow: well
Willow: I see
Willow: goodbye
Calum: sike
Calum: willooOoOoOo
Willow: say sorry
Calum: never
Calum: you can't make me
Calum: anyway bought u a present
Willow: what is it
Calum: a surprise
Willow: sorry bitch
Willow: stop spoiling me
Willow: you just bought me hozier tickets now you're saying you got me another thing
Calum: yes I did
Calum: it's a framed copy of my poem
Willow: oh wow
Willow: thanks
Willow: I'll hang it up
Calum: above ur bed
Willow: why above my bed
Calum: :)
Willow: anYWAY
Willow: how's life
Willow: how's joy
Willow: what are you doing with your family on this little trip
Calum: I am being BOred
Calum: there's no young people here
Calum: and my mum won't let me go off to watch tv
Willow: what a shame
Willow: I'm watching parks and rec
Calum: no that's our show
Calum: u can't watch our show without me
Willow: it's just old episodes we've already watched
Willow: hurry up and get home we need to watch the office together
Willow: and catch up on how to get away with murder
Calum: ooooooh girl
Calum: almost season 2
Calum: Sam
Calum: what a little shit
Willow: never break up w me
Willow: because I don't want to pay for my own Netflix
Calum: exposed
Calum: everyone the real reason will is dating me
Calum: for my Netflix account
Calum: looks like I'm changing the password
Willow: you wouldn't
Calum: no I wouldn't
Calum: or would I
Calum: DA DA DAAAAAAA
Willow: plot twist
Willow: so
Calum: so
Calum: mum says when we come home that she wants u to come around again
Calum: she says she loves you
Calum: and it's weirding me out
Willow: my favourite woman
Willow: realising who the real great is
Willow: me
Willow: not Calum
Calum: my mum loves me more
Willow: are you sure about that
Calum: yes
Calum: I think
Willow: well clam
Willow: nope
Calum: pick up line times with Cal
Calum: is there a mirror in your pants
Calum: cos I can see you in them
Calum: wait
Calum: GOD DAMN
Calum: I messed it up
Willow: you're the worst
Calum: are you from the ghetto
Calum: because I'd like to ghetto hold of that ass
Willow: well well well
Calum: huh
Calum: u like that one huh
Calum: I do
Calum: yEAH Calum u get em
Willow: damn you're a loser
Willow: got any more
Calum: are you related to yoda
Calum: cos yodalicious
Willow: whup
Willow: that's enough for now
Calum: no I'm not done
Calum: are you my little toe
Calum: cos I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture
Calum: hey wills
Calum: are you a light switch
Calum: cos you turn me on
Willow: more
Calum: if we were squirrels I'd store my nuts in your hole
Willow: and on that note
Willow: I'm going to bed
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iMessage/ calum hood
Fanfiction"hi, it's me beyonce. Just kidding it's Calum." Book 1 & 2
