"What is wrong with you people?" Brooke exclaimed loudly. All the three boys immediately stopped laughing while jack just shoved his mouth with corn chips, purposefully like a pig. Brooke just sighed, rolled her eyes then went back to the room to sleep after a "Just please be quiet, at least as much as possible?".
Although it was a statement not a question.
"Okey" Ed said shortly after a door closed. "Women am I right!?" Jack sarcastically stated, half joking half not, but if it was or not it still didn't prevent Dognut from punching the blonde in the arm that was quite force filled . "Ow, shit! Me earm, went noumb! Teh'fork'yeh do that for!?" The blonde complained back with his heavy accent.
"Lol" the freckled boy said neutrally, no humour behind it what so ever. "She's a lady, you have treat them with respect!" Dognut said like a mother scolding her 5 year old toddler. There was a long silence and Ed went to the fridge pulled out some water and began sipping on it.
"Uh, okey, well, teh only lady I'll respect is Ed", at this, Ed choked on his water from swallowing it down the wrong pipe as well as what the blonde had courageously admitted. Jack just smirked a one sided smirk as he stared blindly ahead, literally smirking more smugly as he heard his future husband try to regain his breath.
"Whhhhuuut?" Ed wheezed wanting to know if he heard right as the Irish boy crossed his arms over his chest with a smirk still glued to his face. "Oh, honey yeh heaRD me fine!" The blonde replied. During this small feud Dognut just shook his head with a small grin while he ate some of the corn chips.
"So how did you get all this food?" Dognut asked the Irish boy who perched himself on the kitchen counter after being told to lower their voices. "Let's just say, that it'was mere convenience that I'had all 'tis food?" Jack replied now grinning which caused his eyes to crease at the corners. The Irish boy was literally beaming with mischief.
"Are you Cheshire Cat?" Ed blurted out loud while eyeing the Irish boy's face as he leaned on the marble bench, "I can be described as many!" Jack gleamed rather loudly causing Dognut to punch the other arm. "Owww!" Jack yelled louder and Dognut held his hand out once more causing Jack to playfully flinch while making a weird cat noise while doing so. "Definitely a cat for sure" Ed verified.
The three chuckled softly and Dognut decided to ask a simple question "So how did you two meet?", "uuuhh well~" Jack started but was interrupted by Ed "we're-we're not. A couple" He nervously stuttered as he scratched the back of his head and blushing madly.
"Nah-duuurrrr!!!" Dognut sarcastically replied with a weird deep retarded voice. "Yeah no shit Sherlock!" Jack added, Ed just smiled and sighed in gratitude, but frowned as he heard the Irish boy mutter under his breath along the lines of "Atleast not yet" as he ,he being Jack, shuffled on the marble counter with a wide smile.
"No seriously though, how did you two meet?" Dognut pressed on in a serious matter. "Well I seeked salvage in a church" "Why!?" Dognut interrupted with a weird scrunched face "let me finish! and i don't know why, I freaked out and didn't know what to do in a situation like this so I went to the church to have a nice quick rest" "you were'also screaming on the way like a little baby boy bitch!" The Irish boy interrupted and Ed blushed more.
"Yeah~ you can say that, and well he was beating up the zombies outside and then he later on bursted in through the doors, smile and everything and was like honey I'm home!" Ed finalised. Dognut just laughed before adding "the irony!". Jack just smiled.
"Yeah Eddy! Where's my ring? I promise I would make a great wifeeeyyyy~!" Jack cooed 'jokingly' as he sat up straight, hands perched lovingly under his chin as he battered his eyelashes with a high pitched girly voice. His eyes were a light green as he looked at Ed but no one took notice.
Dognut just laughed. Ed swallowed hard with a nervous smile "Sorry, no wedding ring here" Ed honestly replied causing the Blondes demeanour to instantly plummet before sky rocketing back up twice as fast as a result of quickly and immediately wanting to disregard the feeling of disappointment.
Jack won't admit it but, that did leave an internal scar. Many at that. And although he knew Ed wouldn't have that ring for the blonde, ever, it still hurt him. But like always he sugar coated his feelings and blocked it off for the time being.
"We should go get some clothes from the mall or something" Ed suggested after a very very long tension filled silence. Jack and Dognut merely nodded in agreement while staring off into space. "True, there is a girl here after all, and they can be quite hygienic" Dognut stated. "Make that two" Jack mindlessly said.
"Hey" Ed said in a loud whisper and Jack just smiled as a wordless response. "So I have weapons!" Jack said happily as he jumped off the counter. "Okayyyy?" Ed said completely weirded out that someone would be interested let alone excited to actually reveal their secrets, such as weapons to people.
A passion for weapons. Very weird indeed.
"Ooohhh, shit! We gon'get Call of duty up in this bitch!" Dognut exclaimed loudly, running after Jack who lead the two other boys to the home of the weapons.
Jack went into the room he had fought Dognut in. And lost sadly. And he pushed the mattress off the bed quite forcefully revealing many black suite cases of some kind that varied in shapes and sizes; long, short, rectangular, squared etc.
Out of the many stacks of cases that were nearly arranged and stacked utop of each other, there were four small crate baskets with golden bullet shells. Natural really. Some of the belts were long connected and spewed off of the top to the side.
"OoooooOoooh it's like Christmas!" Dognut squealed excitedly, while jumping up and down. "I'm friends with teh monsters that's under'mah bed!" Jack spoke in an alarmingly freaky still monotonous voice.
"Screw the dark web! Why didn't I come to you for weapons?" Dognut questioned himself, truly and obviously overwhelmed with excitement.
"Oh, check this out!" Jack said as twice as excited. Jack went to a mirror and pulled it, well actually slides it to the side to reveal another hidden gun stash.
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"What the fuck" Ed said with fear evident in his voice.
A/n: I got lazy. Well not on the writing but just on the posting. Eh, at least i did something it's slightly longer but not entirely. Motivated at 10:20, wowzzzerrrzzzz. Eh. Bai FELISHA!
