Everybody was Kung-fu fighting!

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"Are all of you ready?" Ed asked the many that had unwillingly joined the hunt for bag searching, the sound of loaded weapons and clicks being enough to make the brunette nod in approval.

"Whatever! Let's get this forkin thing over and done with!" Jacks thick accent mumbled moodily while he fiddled with his signature baseball bat, shoving past Ed and a few others while walking down the stairs quickly and then waiting on the sidewalk.

Ed gave the others a look that they returned before Dognut shrugged and walked past Ed as well, not admitting that he was too keen on shooting some undead. Eventually they all forted out and continued their cautious journey through the streets.

"Wasn't it overcast yesterday?" Courtney asked vaguely with a sprinkle of laziness, a somewhat slumped posture to her where she stood which showed she clearly had "better things" to do than go bag hunting

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"Wasn't it overcast yesterday?" Courtney asked vaguely with a sprinkle of laziness, a somewhat slumped posture to her where she stood which showed she clearly had "better things" to do than go bag hunting.

"I don't know, but we should probably get moving" Ed sighed, knowing that majority of their little mission had to do with walking around the stores and towns looking for what they'd need; things that once weren't important now becoming important.

"Found nothing!" Thorne shouted from the back of the store they'd reached from such a walk, stepping over a fallen over shelf that'd block the entry he'd gone through to reach the back room.

"Guys...we aren't being practical..." Brooke spoke suddenly, making everybody turn their questioning gaze to her. "What other place has bags besides the shops!?" She finished suddenly...everyone's eyebrow raising as if she'd grown another head.

"Aw not that hell hole! I'm pretty sure we won't find any of those prisons till ages!" Courtney groaned, slumping even more now that she found out what Brooke meant. Soon enough all the teens clicked and all groaned in unison.

"Well then we need a-"WATCH OUT!" Jack shrieked suddenly, kicking away a one armed zombie that was about to silently eat the oblivious Brunette; it stumbled back and groaned for a while before making screeching gargling noises and running back at the Irish boy.

"Fork off ya TWAT!" Jack yelled right as he'd swung his spiked bat into the emotionless zombies rib cage and accidentally getting it lodged in its deathly grey lungs for a while, he forcefully pulled it out before going at it again with more force, this time aiming on getting a headshot.

The impact hits were as brutally gore filled with squishy noises and inhumane gargling roaring. The foul smells of the rotting corpse was just as bad.

The others didn't get a chance to watch it get finished off since they heard a few more nerve wracking zombie squeals. Meaning they all had their own zombies to deal with, all with a different limb missing or different sizes of body mass.

"BOOM, HEADSHOT!" Dognut shouted through a smirk as he flew back slightly from the backfire of the gun, the shotgun bullet finding its way into a balding pale grey zombie that'd stop running at him before it collapsed to the floor...headless.

"Off the boots shit head!" Copycat growled in an awful high pitched girly  voice, swinging her bat at the things head before going at it again; Thorne having to finish it off because he was annoyed at watching her struggle.

"Sorry! Hopefully you'll be in a better place now" Brooke said in a panicked voice as she watched her zombie kill fall to the ground with a thud.

"Watch out zombies! I. bite. back!" Dognut referenced once more as he shot one more shot at his last zombie, in sync with Ed who'd finished off his two with a manic fire of his gun.

"Oops" Courtney said disinterestedly as she shot a zombie in the head without looking, reloading while chewing on gum that she'd picked up from a convenient gum packet lying around.

~ MEANWHILES! WITH HENRY, EVA AND ALISHA ~

"Where'd they say the child was again?" Henry asked as he chewed on some chips he'd grabbed out for himself. "Don't ask me rat ears! I don't know where she is" Alisha replied bitterly, scrolling through her phone that would no doubt die off soon forever.

"SMOL CHAILD! Where are you?" Henry shouted suddenly after a sigh whilst he struggled to get himself off of the floor he had been lying on. "CHAILD! Answer me!" The brunette tried again but this time while aimlessly walking around in circles.

"You won't find her if you're gonna walk around in circles, dumb ass!" Alisha commented as she looked up from her phone and rolled her eyes at the weirdo in front of her. "Can't believe they got me stuck here with an airhead" she mumbled under her breath as Henry walked into the bathroom to check.

"Oh! Here she is!" Henry yelled again, accidentally waking up Eva who had been sleeping for quite a while. "Aw shit how do you stop a crying toddler!?" Henry asked in a panic, running around in circles before dropping to his knees and crawling to the bathtub to try calm the blonde child down.

"Good one genius!" Alisha could be heard from the living space. "SHUDDAH-MOUTH-OW! You aren't even helping!" Henry shrieked, his voice cracking occasionally. "Uuuh~ peppermint~ OINK!?" Henry hushed in a sing song  frantically.

"Nope that's not how it goes! Uh-ooo-umm? A-Hah! Choo-Choo chugga chugga big, red....dog!?" Henry tried once more and failed once more. "CHAILD! SHHTOP YOUR WAILING!" Henry snapped, poking the little toddler lightly in the head. She stopped for a bit but then started crying again.

"Aw for the love of the devils leg sausage She's like a living banshee! Abort mission abort abort abort!" Henry said dramatically, blocking his ears as he purposely fell backwards; crawling towards the bathroom door ever so slowly.

"It's been an honour sushi!" Henry recited randomly to the ceiling while having an arm outstretched towards the light coming in through the window. He then fake died causing a curious Eva to cease her crying.

Author's note:
Uh-hah! I did a thing?

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