WOMAN / HARRY STYLES [✓]

THIRTY THREE

twats™
[harold, milano salami and 2+ more]

milano salami;
can we like
change my name please

neil hornet;
no can do milano
if i'm stuck as neil then you're staying as salami

harold;
don't understand the need for ridiculous names either way but i want salami now, fuck off

payne in the arse;
sometimes i think you forget we're all grown adults

milano salami;
we get it u have a son and are OLD NOW liam
how is bear by the way? he's SO CUTE i wanna meet him:((((

payne in the arse;
he's really good thank you! he's actually been so great & i love being a dad more than i'd ever have expected
we'll have to meet up asap love

milano salami;
my HEART
cheryl is an absolute babe also i'd drop harry for her

harold;
wow thanks milana how sweet are you
an angel x

i like girls who eat carrots;
in regards to my name can we leave the carrot joke in 2010 please dickheads
but eleanor says the same about you mil hahahah she has the biggest crush on you

payne in the arse;
cheryl does too😂

neil hornet;
should never have said ya like carrots lou !

harold;
suddenly the steal my girl lyrics apply

milano salami;
i LOVE ELEANOR SO MUCH TOO CAN YOU ALL DISAPPEAR SO THAT ME, CHERYL AND ELEANOR CAN HAVE A THREE PERSON RELATIONSHIP XX
niall get a girlfriend i can steal from you pls

i like girls who eat carrots;
feeling loved😍👌🏼🙌🏼👊🏼

milano salami;
anyway fatties i have to go rehearse bcos i'm a surprise guest for rosie webb tonight and💓💖💗💓i cant wait i HAVE MISSED MY BBY

neil hornet;
feck off then
she's so beautiful can ya get me last minute tickets by any chance since i leave in three days?

harold;
bye! x
facetime me later princess?

milano salami;
will do nialler;)))) you guys would be a fit couple honestly Date
and of course harry baby💓
see yous x

[milano salami muted twats™ for 8 hours]

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rosie webb is played by dua lipa and is potentially gonna be the oc for a niall fic if i ever get round to uploading it aye
hahahah the names are stupid but ot4 + milana are my fave