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everyone hates harry™
[milano salami, harold, neil hornet and 2+ more]milano salami;
can you BELIEVE that as of tomorrow we've been back together for two years
that's actually madharold;
babe, why did you send this to the gc?neil hornet;
wrong chat, dickheadmilano salami;
bitch u THOUGHT
i wanted everyone to be reminded that halana are one (1) mf power couplepayne in the arse;
excuse you cheryl and i are getting married
make that one of two (2) mf power couplesi like girls who eat carrots;
🐸☕ harrymilano salami;
calm down uglies
also YES liam
do you and cheryl still need me to babysit this weekend?payne in the arse;
yes please, bear is living up to my nickname on here though so be warned he's loud and annoying lately bless himneil hornet;
definitely takes after his dad then?harold;
i'm not gonna be babysitting with you this week baby so GOOD LUCKmilano salami;
i'm a pro babysitter pipe down styles
just because ur fans post pics of you with kids and act like you're some king who is amazing with kids
you nearly drOPPED bear the first time we babysat himpayne in the arse;
WHATcheryl💓💗💞💖;
WHATneil hornet;
WHATi like girls who eat carrots;
WHATspider webb rosie;
WHATharold;
THANKS MILANA NOBODY WILL EVER TRUST ME WITH THEIR CHILD AGAIN
IT WASN'T EVEN MY FAULT
YOU SCARED MEmilano salami;
god forbid we ever have kids🙄🙄🙄
not trusting u, out here nearly dropping them on their head and shitharold;
excuse me
i'm gonna be the best dad i'll have you knowneil hornet;
sure, janmilano salami;
anyway i'm ridiculously hungry so this bitch is gonna go make pizza thanks
actually i might go buy some pickled onions
i want pickled onions
also some white chocolate
jelly maybe?
BRB SAINSBURY'S HERE I COME Xharold;
hmpayne in the arse;
👀👀👀i like girls who eat carrots;
well then———
long ish and just some news !! i'm probs gonna finish this at chap forty because it's kinda dragging now i don't want it to keep getting worse hahahah
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WOMAN / HARRY STYLES [✓]
Fanfiction❝i'm selfish, i know.❞ artjficially | 2017 | harry styles [COMPLETED]