Jace: why aren't you two talking?
Magnus, with his arms crossed over his chest: ask your parabatai
Alec: don't be such a child!
Magnus: child huh? I'll show you the child.
Jace: what did you do, Alec?
Alec: I didn't apologize for stepping on Chairman's tail. That's why Magnus is being so CHILDISH AND OVERDRAMATIC!
Magnus: HE WAS HURTING! AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO CHECK ON HIM!
Alec: IT'S A CAT! A CAT! IT DOESN'T HAVE ACTUAL FEELINGS, MAGNUS!
Jace: you guys are unbelievable.
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Shadowhunters Funny Texts
FanfictionLittle chats about the shadowhunters (a lot of malec)
