Magnus: Alec, I'm so happy I could kiss you!
Alec: (nervous gay laughter) um.......... neat!
(Later)
Alec: (lying face down on his bed) I can't believe I said 'neat', Jace. 'Neat.' Nobody says 'neat' anymore! It's goddamn 21st century!! It's not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I'm! A huge loser!
Jace: (idly turns magazine page) hey, don't beat yourself up. Everybody gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Clary confessed to me?
Alec: didn't you like, thank her?
Jace: (closes magazine to stare at the ceilling) I thanked her.
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Shadowhunters Funny Texts
FanfictionLittle chats about the shadowhunters (a lot of malec)
