(Tom goes house searching. Sense he doesn't live with the crew anymore.)
(Tord, Edd, Matt watching Insane Zombie Pirates from Hell 4.)
Matt: NOOOOO!....
Matt: My popcorn. (Sad-ish)
Edd: Hm... I wonder when Tom's getting back.
Tord: Shh... This is the best part.
(Shows a Zombie's Hook blocks out with a scream. Tord: Oh!)
Edd: I hope he's ok.
Tord: Oh don't worry, it's only a zombie pirate.
Edd: No, I mean Tom.
Tord: Oh, pshh... he'll be fine.
Tom: Ah... my dream home. Everything will be fine. (Sits down on cardboard box, and crys.)
Crazy Puppeteer: Ello new neibor, what you doin here then.
Tom: Oh, No reson.
Tom: Just my stupid friends came and let in a stupid old house mate with his stupid magic sofas and stupid red hoodie, and know one appreciates my harpoon gun, so I left.... and now I'm homeless.
Crazy Puppeteer: Eh!, (spits) Who need friends. When you've got RAT-PUPPETS. Come on lads let's put on a show. Dadaratta-oh he's gone.
(In the Movie: Zombie Pirates)
Oh Stacy, I'm glad there are no zombie pirates from Hell to ruin our date on this Haunted Pirate ship, haha.
(Zombie waiter walks up Pulls tray hider up. Zombie head: BRAINS!, Bites at Stacy *the girl*.)
OH NOOOOO! This is not what I ordered, No tip for you sir.
(Tord walks out of the room while the others are focused on the movie, and goes to a picture in Tom's old room that was a picture of him, but it says "Tord Smells". He removed the picture to see a button with a skull and crossbones on it. He almost pressed it but it was a painting too. He removed that one to reveal a leaver, it had a symbol on it.... Tord knew what it was and flipped the switch. It lifted the wall to his secret lab.)
Tord: At last, I will be complete again. (Evil laughter- cut off by Edd.)
Edd: Hey Tord!
Tord: Ah... uh, hello Edd, um this is just.... Myyyyyy old laundry room. (Lying)
Edd: Ok?... OH?! look, BUTTONS!
Tord: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, DON'T PRESS THAT!
Edd: Presses button*
Matt: Did someone say BUTTONS, I LOVE BUTTONS!
Matt, And Edd: Presses lots of buttons*
Computer: House defence systems active.
Tord: Oh no.
Edd: Hey Matt, I bet I can press more buttons then you can.
Matt: OH YEAH?, WELL I'LL SHOW YOU!
(Both pressing many buttons)
Tord: (saying NO rapidly) GRRRR.....
Matt: OHH! THIS IS A BIG BUTTON.
(it's the button Tord was about to press. Tord grabs Matt's hand and slugs hum across the face... NO!, Edd gasps.)
Matt: My face...
Edd: Tord....
Tord: Oh, what a mess...., who wants to go out for ice cream?
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Eddsworld ALL episodes (in book form)
एड्वेंचरAll Eddsworld Episodes (or eddisodes, if u true eddsworld fan, like meh) but in book/reading form. I don't own Eddsworld, and if people want me to take it down I will, BUT ONLY AT LAST RESORT. I hope you all Enjoy.
