(lol idek y there are so many cracks) 😝
During one of exo's concerts...(i made this up so dont think its real)
Lay: (to a lucky exol) come on up, lucky one (smirks)
ExoL: (screams and cries as lay holds her hand and takes her on stage)
Lay: what is your name?
Exol: my wife
Lay: everyone, i would like yall to meet "my wife"
Exol: ...
Audience: ..
The rest of exo: ...
Lee Soo Man: (physically facepalms)
Jacky Chan: ...
The exol's parents: (mentally facepalms)
The exol's bff: (to the person next to her) i told her to say that
Lay: what??? Why is everone staring at me?? Wait... Oh... Oh shit... (Realises his biggest mistake)
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