(a/n: some of the fanfic character's names and created just for fun for the sake of roasting people you hate or to vent your anger on someone but they dont exist)
Yesung -- that one girl who thinks she has a lot of friends and goes around bullying people and spreading rumours about others who are better than her just because she is jealous but actually everyone hates her so feel free to imagine your enemy as her if you get angry (inspired from a fanfic)
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Yesung (not suju's yesung): wanna know what i wish for christmas?
Hanmi: lemme guess, height?
Arim: a life?
Lee Hi: if you mean the life which she doesnt have then yes i agree with arim
Hanmi: or maybe a platform to display her non-existent ass
Yesung: gurl, my ass is bigger than yours to begin with
Hanmi: at least i didnt get plastic surgery on my ass like your mum did on her face but sadly it failed. I guess that explains why you look deformed
Yesung: ...but anyways no. I want "blessings were made" to be written on my birth certificate
Arim: bitch pls, your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory for trial and error
Yesung: wow this kid really hates me
Lee Hi: took you long enough to notice
Arim: coz she aint got no brain
Hanmi: shes like a zombie, no matter how many brains it eats it never has one
Arim: shit u rite
Yesung: (tries to think of a comeback but fails)
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RANDOM AF ✌
FanfictionA book of ranting for the "fabulous" unicorn Choi Yeonjyu ✌❤👅✋👻🐼💞
