∆Garden Shed∆ [UNDER CONSTRUCTION🛑]

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Wedding Bells

A

"I feel like a can of sugar-free cinnamon rolls in this damn dress," Sohee muttered irritably, still trying to make her dress less tight even as we stood along the balcony waiting for HoSeok Lee to appear.

"What does that even mean?" She shrugged and I nudged her, trying not to draw attention to us. "At least yo titties ain't suffocating."

She chuckled sarcastically. "You'd think that, wouldn't you, Tit-ney Spears?"

"Fuck. You." I hushed her and surprisingly she did, but only because one of my least favorite people had finally appeared. Oddly enough, though the two were originally from South Korea they'd decide on a traditionally American wedding style, though HoSeok very clearly didn't know shit about our customs. Or maybe he just didn't give a shit for any customs.

Everyone was applauding this clown already, chattering excitedly as his goofy ass swaggered down the aisle with a confident gate and a sly smirk.

This bastard didn't even change his hair color back to black or even brown, he still had that blue and bleach Harley Quinn shit going on. And you can't walk down the aisle while Return of the Mack is playing and expect me to take you seriously.

I hadn't realized I'd said that part out loud until Sohee snorted and slapped my shoulder.

"What?" I hissed, "he a bitch!"

She held a finger to her smirking lips and turned to the position we were told to stay in for the duration of the ceremony, standing straight and tall.

When he finally made it to the balcony instead of walking up the two steps like a normal human being he hopped the little fence to stand before the bridesmaids, just in front of Kay and Katina, who squealed and giggled while Kay just stared ahead. She wasn't in a good mood, and hadn't told me why on the way here.

But Katina was always doing the absolute most for any attention from HoSeok- I don't know what made Julie invite her, lest make that goofy thot a bridesmaid.

But then again, best friend or not, she was marrying "Lee HoSeok."

He winked at us and while most of them giggled I had to stifle a gag. He genuinely made me sick, and so did his best man.

Speaking of Namjoon, the dickhead in question was standing roughly ten feet away from me, smiling like someone with a secret. Trying his damndest to make eye contact. I deliberately looked past him and smiled at Hyungwon, who winked and shot me with his pointer finger. I pretended to catch it and showed him a heart and I heard his low chuckle. Adrien made a noise of disgust beside him, shoving Hyungwon's shoulder. Namjoon rolled his eyes playfully then stared straight ahead as HoSeok approached him and slapped him high five.

And thus the ceremony we've all been dreading finally began.

Well, I had dreaded, at least.

I had to walk off the balcony arm-in-arm with a man who wasn't my date.

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[unedited]

Been meaning to add this, it just felt like it fit better as an intro than piece of a later chapter

EXOEXO,

     Keipseong