The Cure To Awkwardness Will Forever Be Sarcasm

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Both Peter and Havoc had their arms crossed over their chests, Peter standing up opposite Havoc still sitting on the sofa. It seemed almost as if they were having a staring contest.

"Well, this is awkward" Havoc finally huffed. "This is usually the point in an awkward silence where I either punch the other person and walk away or kill them."

"I'd say this is just... really weird?" Peter retorted and did that thing where he narrows his eyes and tilts his head in the true Peter Hale-Way.

"So basically you're telling me I've what? Time-travelled into the future?" She asked glancing to the side at anyone but Peter and Derek.

"More like gotten younger? Seems like you have turned back in time, but only you?" Stiles tried. "It happened once to Derek so it wouldn't exactly be new thing..." 

Havoc smacked her painted lips and turned her head back to stare down the Peter who has way older than the one she was dating. Then again, she was still way older than him.

"If that's true... "Havoc began before a devilish smirk appeared on her lips. "What's the first thing I ever said to you?" she asked Peter. Peter looked really annoyed by this.

"I don't know? Why would I remember that?" He said shaking his head slightly.

"Oh come on, old or not you can't have forgotten. That was iconic. One of my best lines ever!" She accusingly told him. Peter refused to answer and they had another staring contest which once again none of the others wanted to interrupt. All other four felt incredibly out of place and just wanted this over with.

"You're not going to make me say it in front of them are you?" Peter asked finally, signaling his surrender. Havoc had a mischievous glint in her eyes which made her look much younger than the Havoc the McCall-pack had recently gotten to know even though she was physically the same age.

"Guessing from what Derek said earlier I'm guessing we break up while still in school so you probably deserve it" Havoc smirked. Peter looked very offended at this.

"Okay, what makes you so sure I did anything?" He asked her. She kept quiet and just smiled while staring him down, a slightly crazy look crossing her mischievous expression. Everyone waited for an answer from the girl but there wasn't one coming. Peter had tried to change the subject and Havoc was not having it.

"Okay fine, the first thing you ever said to me was... "Peter exhaled slowly as if his whole reputation laid on the shoulders of whether or not the three members of the McCall-pack and his nephew knew this one humiliating thing Havoc had one said to him. "'Well it seems to me that you have more dick in your personality than in your pants'"

Stiles snorted in the background and Derek hid a smile as Havoc just looked satisfied with this small humiliation.

"That's how I know you did something that made us break up, Hale. Because as one very smart vampire lady once said; 'you have more dick in your personality than in your pants'"

"Do you always have to be rude and humiliating?" Peter asked in defeat.

"Oh, you know I'm not always a bitch. Sometimes I'm asleep." Havoc answered, for the first time in that whole night getting up from the sofa.

"Havoc you're a vampire, you don't have to sleep," Peter said. Havoc patted away some dust from her royally purple pencil-skirt.

"That is indeed true. I guess sarcasm just falls from my lips like stupid falls from yours." She laughed, flipping her hair over her shoulder. "Come one. It seems like we have a mystery to solve so shall we?"


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(A/N): Is it just me or are my chapters getting shorter but chapter names longer? 

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