Zodiac Signs and Horoscopes

The signs as weird & funny misheard BTS lyrics

Aries: ABCDEFGH Hakuna Matata

Taurus: Well I like beef jerky so it's yookpo generation

Gemini: My domain is dopeman.com

Cancer: She is my religion so I call her she-sus

Leo: I don't need Hugo, already a boss

Virgo: Girls are like an equation, us guys just do them

Libra: Adios middle school

Scorpio: Stop playing hard to get before I kick you in the butt

Sagittarius: Your face is fresh like a salad, so smooth

Capricorn: If life is a stock called you, I would invest

Aquarius: After fighting my hormones all day, I'll pop my pimple

Pisces: I'm a whale

*Yes, I am obsessed with BTS. Don't judge.*