Zodiac Signs and Horoscopes

signs as vine quotes

Aries:"I'm a bad bitch! You can't kill me!"

Taurus: "So i'm sitting there... barbecue sauce on my titties "

Gemini: "I'm back here in this ugly ass school with all these fake ass people-" "Hey" "-hey" "....fucking bitch"

Cancer: "I shoved a toothbrush up my butt my dad burst and he goes what the fuck are you doing."

Leo: "what the FUCK is up KYLE no what did you say WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE. "

Virgo: "So u jus gon bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday wit a birthday gift?? "

Libra:"Bitch gon step on my fuckin toe bitch with them fuckin cowgirl fuckin boots BITCH DISGUSTING "

Scorpio: "To make long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. "

Sagittarius: "i saw you hanging out with caitlyn yesterday !" "REBECCA IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!" "I won't hesitate BITCH!"

Capricorn: "No off topic questions. Because I don't want to. No Tha- no. Permission denied. You have been stopped"

Pisces: " Hi! Thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garbage🎶 "

Aquarius:"DON'T FUCK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! "