((Requested by THATLILSINNERGIRL))
You were walking into the woods until you tripped and fell ((on watermelons)) on the ground. You looked back to see want you tripped on a and saw a funny looking rock with a face on it staring straight into your soul.
"What the fuck...awesome!" you said standing back up with the Rock in your hand, "I'll call you....Rick" you added walking out of the forrest. "Hey I turned myself into a rock I'm rock rick!!!" The rock shouted. Then you dropped it getting scared, "oh fuck you just talked!" You shouted.
"Hey where's that kid with the tea pot on his head I have a bone to pick with him" Rick Rock said. "Who?" You asked confused, "Nobody hey wanna get married and have sex?" Rock Rick asked. "Yeah...wait how are we gonna have sex?" You asked, "I'll make a rock penis" Rock Rick said after you asked.
"Works for me let's do it at your house Beacuse my parents are randomly fighting all the time" you said happily. "So you want to have sex in the forrest while being happily depressed?" Rock Rick questioned. "Yeah why the fuck not!" You cheered taking off your clothes as you went back into the forrest.
You both did it and secretly being watching by a guy with a red cone hat and a blue cape taking pics and masturbating as well Beacuse his crush doesn't like him.
They lived happily ever after the end
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