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Flirty/Drunk Boris

"Hey baby do you make a map because I just keep getting lost in your eyes" Boris said to the random lady smirking. The lady giggled at his pick up line, "you're funny say more" she said interested in more of what he has to say. Bendy yawns, "Boris can we go home" Bendy said tugging on his big brothers vest rubbing his eyes. "Yeah later Bends" Boris said not really paying attention to him. "But you said that a few hours ago please Boris" Bendy whined tugging on his vest more.

"Here" Boris finally faced to him and gave him the let to the hotel room which had the number on it, "I'll be there in a mintue Bends...go" Boris said shooing him continuing to talk to the lady in front of him. Bendy walked out of the bar to his hotel room. He changed into his PJ's, climbed in bed then fell asleep.

~at the bar~

The lady is laughing to his pick up lines, "so tell me was that your son just now?" she asked. Boris laughs, "oh no he's not he's my brother". "Oh I'm so sorry I just assumed you were married because I am myself" she said showing him her ring. Boris looked at the ring in shock, he didn't know she was married. "Um Boris are you okay" the lady asked.

"Uh yeah...I uh gotta go" Boris said settling back slowly. "Oh okay so do I I hope see you again another time bye friend" she said leaving. "....friend...." Boris said in shock. He then goes to the bar counter and said, "give me the strongest beer you've got" putting 20 dollars on table. The bartender nodded then came back with a big bottle and handed it to him grabbing the money.

Boris started drinking it not giving a carp anymore he was done with relationships and didn't want to talk to anyone else. Once he was done drinking the whole bottle he was down right drunk and was ready to go home. Also his bladder was full so he had to use the bathroom bad so he walked out of the bar all funny like not wanted to poss himself.

~time skip~

It took Boris a while to get to his room but once he found he tried looking for his key but couldn't find it. He didn't know he gave it to Bendy and he really needed to pee. Boris started to lose it banging on the door and such, "Beeennnddyyy~ are you tthheerree~" he shouted all drunk. No answer, "Bbbeeennndddyy~ come ooonnn lllliiitttlllee bbbuuuddyy~ open uuuupppp~" Boris banged more. "Hey quite down some of us are trying to get some sleep here!" The neighbor shouted all annoyed.

Boris crossed his legs tighter he could not wait any longer, he whimpered like a puppy needing to go outside. He banged on it again then "click" it opened. Bendy stood at the door way rubbing his eyes and yawning, "sorry big bro I fell asleep" Bendy said tiredly. "Bbbbeeennbdddyyy~ I wwwaaasss wwwwoooorrriiieedd w-where d-did y-you gggooo~" Boris asked all drunk.

"Um here remember you told me to leave you al-" Bendy was cut off by Boris picking him in a drunk hug. "Bbbbbuuudddyyy ooohhhh i *hiccups* llllloooovvvveeee y-you~" Boris drunkly said squeezing him tighter. "B-boris i c-can't breathe" Bendy said out of breath. "Ooooohhhhh iiiiimmmm s-sooooorrrrryyyy~" Boris drunkly repiled letting him go.

"So what happened to that lady that was talking to you?" Bendy asked. "Hmmmmm~ wwwhhhoo?~" Boris said not remembering. "Ugh never mind get dressed and sleep with me" Bendy said climbing on the bed. Boris couldn't hold it anymore and he wasn't going to make it to the bathroom in time even though it was close. He wasted so much time talking to Bendy he finally posses himself making a huge mess.

Bendy looked over to see his brother peeing himself then sighed rolling his eyes but was a bit concerned he never saw his brother per himself before. He just though he did that was because he was drunk but even if he was he never saw him ever do that before. "Um....Boris are...you...okay?" Bendy asked. "What.....a....relief...." Boris slowly said before passing out on the floor, in his own pee puddle. "Boris!?" Bend shouted climbing off the bed going to his brother. He put his head on his chest, he was breathing. He sighed in relief then went to bed.

~time skip~

It was morning Bendy was already up eating a gernolla bar. It was 1:00 in the afternoon and Boris was just getting up. He smelled terrible like beer and pee, he felt terrible to. "Ugh What happened" Boris asked. "You passed out in your own pee" Bendy said taking another bite of his gernolla bar. "What?!" Boris said in shock looking down then smelling himself.

"Oh I'm so sorry Bendy....I...I didn't know what I was doing, I'm sorry if I made you worry or upset" Boris apologized standing up. He spent this past hour cleaning the floor and himself. Once he was done he treated his little brother to dinner as an apology. Then after all of that they went back on track on finding the ink machine.

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