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My book of funny and random stuff that has happened to me and my friends. Don't go stealing.

SHUT UP!

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by Sweetzzie

by Sweetzzie

Me-Remember the time you fell asleep at Friend4's house?

Friend2-?

Me-You were drooling-

Friend2-Shut up!

Me-And i went to put a tissue underneath your cheek so-

Friend2-Shut UP!

Me-You wouldn't drool on her pillows-

Friend2-(My name) Shut up!

Me-But then a waterfull of drool came out and we were all like-

Friend2-OMG!

Me-Ewww! You should be thankful that you have a friend like me. Cuz girlfriend that was DIS-GUS-TANG!

Friend2-(Crush's name) Was right behind you!

Me-Don't you mean 5 people behind and a few metres apart?

Friend2-Shut up!

Friend1-What happened?

Me-Oh! Reme-

Friend2-SHUT UP!