So my dad and i got home from taco bell and we got only ONE FRICKIN DRINK! SO WE HAD TO FLIPPIN SHARE IT!!! BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT!
The only way i found out that he didn't know that was when i took a sip.
Me-*Straw in mouth taking big gulp*
Dad-No don't drink that!
Me-*Bad taste in mouth. Run to sink and spit it out*
Ahh! You poisoned it! It's still in my mouth! Darn you alcohol!
Dad-I told you not to drink it!
Me-When it was already in my mouth!
*Runs to laundry room and grabs mountain dew(DERP!). Takes a big gulp and gurgles.*
*Mom comes home*
Daddy made me drink alcohol!
Mom-Lakay...(What she calls him. I think it means old man or something.)
Daddy-I TOLD HER NOT TO DRINK IT! *Filipino accent is coming out*
Me-When it was already in my mouth!
Mom-*Sigh*
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My Funny Moments
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