2doc Oneshots

Princess

     "Ihm not putting on the makeup Noodle," Murdoc stated, rolling his eyes. Noodle pouted. Murdoc knew this face- she was about to go ballistic.
     "mURDOC." She firmly said, "put makeup on. Now." For an 11 year old- her voice was so damn threatning. Murdoc sat in the floor so Noodle could reach him. "Now~" Her voice seemed completely different. She began applying blotches of the kid-friendly makeup, Murdoc slightly horrified.
     "N-Noodle," he said, slightly muffled, "lipstick doesn't go im my mouth," she continued to apply the lipstick and moved to eyeshadow- picking a deep magenta colour. She applied the eyeshadow quite roughly- making it highly pigmented.
     A few minutes later and she seemed to be done. She placed a plastic crown on his head- smiling triumphantly. She spun around, quickly running to her room and then coming back. She held out a blue dress, that was way to small to fit him. "Noodle I don't think thats gonna fit-" she glared at him.
     Murdoc slipped the dress on over his shirt and pants, his outfit and makeup looking- wonderful. Noodle cheered, as Murdoc stepped out- seemingly happy with his look. Even though the dress only covered half of the top half of his body and the makeup was everywhere.
     Noodle spun around as she heard the doorknob jiggle- 2D finnaly coming through. Boy, was that a scene. "Shut it- knobhead." Murdoc growled as 2D was trying to keep it together. "Yew look very...uh. Stunning?" He commented- his voice coming out shaky. Noodle smiled and Murdoc played along. "Well," he batted his eyelashes, "Such a gentleman." The last part came out rougher and more strained than the rest of the sentence. "Oh yeh? Want me to escort yew to mah castle an help you out with your dress? It seems a little tight." 2d said, smirking. He seemed to be getting something  out of this. "Never comment on a womans figure, very rude." Murdoc said, spinning on his heel.
     "Well, I can make it up to yah. Lets go to my castle and sort this out." 2D offered, Noodle making a face of disgust. "Id love to."
     2D led Murdoc to his bedroom, "C'mon princess." He smirked. Boy, was this gonna be fun.

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