Sherlock one shots

Sazzles

"CAT!" Yells Sherlock. "CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT!" He yells again and again pointing at random spots on the floor in his scruffy apartment. He's currently curled up on his chair looking like an idiot starring at the floor making sharp movements to look at a different spot every few seconds. After a few minuets, he finally looks up to John's chair. "John? A balloon last time and now a smashed up laptop ? Don't keep putting yourself down. I value your little inputs of these cases." He says but mumbles the last part to himself. John walks in from the kitchen passing Sherlock his tea, "It's been there since Tuesday..." John says "Why were you yelling cat anyway?" Sherlock sips his tea with a sparkle in his eye. "I was in my mind palace, a cat got loose." He replies casually, smirking a little trying not to spit his tea out because of the look on his companions face. "You... have a cat in your mind palace?"   He wonders, he's less confused then he probably should be though, he's lived with Sherlock for years now so nothing he could say could really surprise/scare him.  "Well since red beard was a bust and turned out to be my child hood best friend I thought, why not get a cat but since Mrs. Hudson's elegiac to them, why not get one in my mind palace. Also then your wouldn't be able to steel him." "Him?" The confused man asked the smug one. "Sazzles. Just like Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory. He's just so, sazzy" John looks and him weirdly and wonders off back into his bedroom, "CAT! CAT! SAZZLES! GINGER CAT! JOHN! JOHN, I'VE LOST SAZZLES" Sherlock yells almost actually crying. When will this stop ?