I Like You, Hyung || Yoonmin

FKING HELL YOONGI

Jungkook added Seokjin, Taehyung, Namjoon, Yoongi and Hoseok to the group chat FKING HELL YOONGI

:Jungkook
Okay, let's discuss this
Yoongi, are you here?

Yoongi:
Hm?

Hoseok:
What's this???

Taehyung:
???

:Jungkook
OKAY, Yoongi, let me tell you a few things:
1: Jimin has a crush on you
2: Jae is fking creepy

Seokjin:
languAAAAAAGE

:Jungkook
3: I know you like Jimin too at least a bit
4: Stop being so jealous and do something about it.

Taehyung:
dAAAAAMN KOOKIE!!!
are you sure you can tell on Jimin like this?

:Jungkook
Nothing will happen if I don't. Yoongi, thoughts?

Yoongi:
... how come you all seem so casual about this?
Do all of you know this information except for me? Except for the creepy Jae part that's obvious.

Hoseok:
IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS WHEN I SAW JIMIN CLINGING ONTO YOU AT NAMJOON'S AND I TALKED TO JIMIN ABOUT IT!!

Namjoon:
It's obvious.

Seokjin:
As his mother I obviously knew.

Taehying:
As his proffessional best friend I knew even before all of us met.

Yoongi:
... he's had a crush on me for that long?
... why?

Taehyung:
Not sure myself

Hoseok:
Yeah, it's weird for a cutie like that to fall for an old fart like you

:Jungkook
Since you know now Yoongi, do something about it and stop sulking and running away.

Taehyung:
WHAT IF I DON'T LET HIM HAVE JIMINIE
I'LL TAKE HIM MYSELF???? AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT HE LIKES AND HOW TO TREAT HIM RIGHT!!!

Hoseok:
HAHAHAHA

Yoongi:
..............

Seokjin:
Jimin is coming back from the bathroom guys!!

Taehyung:
ohshitohshitohshit bye yoongs

Jungkook is doing his best as a wingman bless him am i rite