Clintasha One-shots

Tony- Drinking Game

A/N: super short but kind of funny I hope:) Don't worry, the last part of the Boxing AU is in work!

Their last missions had been exhausting. Especially Clint and Natasha had a rough month chasing drug cartels with Strike Team Delta. Naturally everyone was glad to finally have a little downtime. In celebration of Peppers Birthday, Tony had invited the Avengers to the rooftop for a barbecue.

Before long, Stark declared a drinking contest between himself and both of the shield agents who where apperently sipping the vodka Natasha had brought like water.
Thor and Rodney wanted to join, too so they extended it to a drinking game.
Each of them was to ask a question and if anyone had done the thing asked for they had to drink. Pepper and Bruce declared themselfes to judges.
"Ok!" Tony exclaimed filling everyones glasses "I will go first! Have you been shot more than one time?"
Barton laughed "Throughout or grazed?"
"Throughout" Tony decided clearly focused on the Agents. Natasha and Clint drank in unison.
"My turn!" Natasha piped up returning the favor "Have you ever been to outer space?"
Tony and Thor drank but to everyones surprise Barton also took a sip shrugging. "Installed a Shield Satellite way back when I was new and had to do the shit jobs."
"You still do the shit jobs." Natasha pointed out. "True." The archer admitted ruefully. "So have you ever been to Barbados?" He asked winking at the Readhead. They all knew Tony had a house there.
Tony and Rhodney drank.
"MY MIGHTY FRIENDS HAVE YOU EVER WON A FRIENDLY BATTLE AGAINST ONE OF YOUR COMPANIONS?" Thor boomed and drank eagerly, clearly not understanding how the game worked. Natasha raised her glass to Clint and they both drank in unison. Rhodney gave Tony a smirk and drank, too. 
Now it was Rhodneys turn "Are or have you been married?" He asked winking at Tony when both Agents drank.
"Care to elaborate?" The billionaire smirked.
The reply was short and unsurprising "Mission" they both shrugged before Barton claimed his turn. "Do you own your own set of Iron Man Armour?"

...

A few rounds later, everybody, even including Thor, was drunk or at least tipsy. They had moved to a nearby seating area since it was more comfortable than the roof's concrete floor. Tony took a seat on one of the sofas after almost tripping over a stray bottle laying on the ground. "Oookay, who IS married like right now?"

Nobody but Clint and Natasha tipped their heads back to down the shot they were holding. It took them a moment before they stared at each other in shock "Shit". 

That's how Tony found out. He had been the only one sober enough to remember it.