Are you drunk?

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Louis: Hey my friiiiiiend

Louis: You there?

Louis: Ready to hear another joke!

Harry: Louis, it's 5 a.m. Aren't you home yet?

Louis: Yep I am!

Louis: Not mine. But I'm at someone's home!

Harry: What are doing there?

Louis: Enjoying the rest of the night! Have you finished studying???

Harry: Well, yes. I wouldn't study in the middle of the night.

Louis: COOL! So you have time to tell me another jooooooke

Harry: Are you drunk?

Louis: I don't knooooow

Louis: You tell me! ;)))

Harry: Okay, you definitely are.

Louis: No. I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Louis: Oh wait

Louis: Wrong order

Louis: I'm not as drunk as you think I am!

Louis: Better!

Harry: You should go back home. Or go to sleep at least.

Louis: But I'm having fuuuun

Harry: Being drunk isn't funny...

Louis: You say that because you haven't tried that yet!

Louis: Cuz your too young

Louis: Your like a small baby

Harry: You're*

Harry: And you're not a lot older than me.

Louis: I am!

Harry: No you're not.

Louis: Yes I am! I'm like an adult! And your like a child!

Harry: You're* Yeah obviously. If that's so, remind me again who's the drunk one and who's the responsible one peacefully sleeping in his bed?

Louis: Were you sleeping?

Harry: Yeah, why?

Louis: Did I wake you up?

Harry: Doesn't matter.

Louis: It does.

Harry: No it doesn't. Yeah you woke me up but that doesn't bother me.

Louis: Why?

Harry: Cuz talking to you isn't that bad.

Harry: And actually I'm making sure you keep answering me so I'm sure you're not dead.

Louis: Smart!

Louis: Your checking up on me. That's cute, mom.

Harry: I'm not cute.

Louis: Yes you are.

Harry: No I'm not.

Harry: And I'm not your mom.

Louis: What are you then?

Harry: Your friend.

~Lexie~

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