New Jokes.

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Harry: Since you kept my number, do you mind if we start talking again?

Louis: Why?

Harry: Cuz' I've pretty good jokes to tell but none of my friends would understand them.

Louis: None of them but me, right?

Harry: Right.

Louis: Gosh. Am I going to regret this?

Harry: I guess no.

Louis: You're jokes better be better than last time.

Harry: Your*

Harry: I had two years to practice. So I hope they got better.

Louis: YOUR still annoying about grammar rules, tho.

Harry: And YOU'RE still not writing it the right way.

Harry: You had two years to practice.

Louis: What if I keep writing "your" instead of "You're" and vice-versa, just to annoy you?

Harry: Why would you?

Louis: What about your jokes?

Harry: You didn't answer my question.

Louis: You didn't either.

Harry: You know what a sad coffee is?

Louis: No, I don't. Tell me.

Harry: A depresso.

Harry: Badum tsss

Louis: Ok, I definitely regret this.

Louis: Why the coffee thing anyway? Weren't you all about knock knock jokes?

Harry: Maybe I wanted to bring that coffee thing up, so I can ask you out for a coffee.

Louis: And why would I accept that?

Harry: Because you want to hear more of my new jokes?

Louis: Got a point.

Louis: But your still a baby.

Harry: You're*

Harry: A baby who's two years older now.

Louis: So am I, so your still a baby compared to me.

Harry: True. But compared to you I'll always be a baby. Doesn't change the fact that we can maybe go out and grab a coffee?

Louis: Ok.

Louis: Don't make me regret it.

Harry: I won't!! I'll text you the address of the coffee shop.

Louis: Fine.

Harry: Perfect.

Louis: Great.

Harry: Cool.

Louis: See you.

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~Lexie~

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