Savage celebrity group chat
Not everything said in this is my own opinion, it is only for the purposes of the story.
Based off of real life events mixed with some fiction for your entertainment ;)
Harry: Dangit, will u kids hurry up and just fuck each other already
Justin: Paha... I wish
Kendall: Harry, why do u care anyways. Thought u were all about 'Jailey'
Harry: Yeah but when I realised that ship had sunk, I replaced my Jailey folder with a Jariana one
Selena: Omg show us
Madison: Yasss, I live for this shit
Harry -
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Alfredo: Guys, please just hurry da fuq up and happen already
Gigi: Yeah , this shit is too cute to not be real
Ariana: Yeah okay
Justin: Wait really ?!?!
Ariana: No
Kylie -
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Zayn: Pahahaha burn 😂
Justin: Stfu, I knew it was too good to be true
Ariana: But I'll think about it...
Justin -
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Ariana: Paha, just don't do anything to piss me off
Justin: I'll try baby
Zayn: we all know u will try , and fail
Hailey: bless his heart, calling her baby already thinking he's got her
Justin: Trust me, I have her ;)
Ariana: and just like that... he's pissed me off
Kendall: 👏👏👏
Justin: Wait what did I even do
Zayn: oh this is too good
Selena: oh boy, he still hasn't learnt
Justin: Wdym ?
The Weeknd: Justin dude, you can't say u have a girl when u clearly don't, that makes yourself look like an arrogant prick and makes her look like an easy catch
Justin: Alright Doctor Pineapple, I don't need love advice from you thanks
Selena: Oh but you do
Justin: Stfu
Harry: Hold up I'm confused, doctor pineapple ?
Madison -
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Harry: Ahhh, still don't see the pineapple but Justin's a bit dim so I'll let it slide
Justin: I'm dim ? Everyone understood the joke except for you
Harry: yeah that's because I'm cleverer than u all, I don't waste my time trying to understand crappy jokes
Gigi: 'cleverer'... enough said I think
Selena: Oh and btw, if u haven't noticed Abel has cut his hair
Justin: Btw if u haven't noticed
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