Savage celebrity group chat
Not everything said in this is my own opinion, it is only for the purposes of the story.
Based off of real life events mixed with some fiction for your entertainment ;)
Madison: Can we please just talk about how fire Ari and Justin's new song is
Harry: I know I actually fan girled it's like Jariana is finally rising
Justin: Dude...I'm married...not cool
Hailey: Yeah I'm literally in the video with him you ass
Harry: someone's just salty because we all know Justin would be with Ariana if she wanted him💀
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Hailey: you know what I don't need to hear all this again, we are married now, leave it alone
Hailey Baldwin left the chat
Niall: Definitely salty ^^^
Zayn: You are so far up his ass you can't see straight
Harry: So were you until you became a TRAITOR
Gigi: boys boys don't get ur panties in a twist
Ariana: Sorry I'm late guys, thank you Madison, shut up Harry
Harry: Anything you say darlin
Kendall: 🙄
Selena: Some things never change huh^^
Harry: I know, she so wants me
Kendall: been there, done that
Kylie: Guys can we talk about the video I posted of Stormi and the m&m's
Ariana: that was the cutest shit I've ever seen🥺🥺
Madison: 'patience, patience' I died 🥰🥺
Kendall: she's an angel baby
Kylie:
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🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Justin: I'm just glad her dad is Trav and not that donkey Tiger
Selena: it's TYGA
Justin: and one more time
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Ariana: even though we haven't spoken as a group in ages everyone has stayed the same and it's so fucking cute
Harry: yeah like Justin hates Tyga, Hailey is still insanely jealous of Ari and Sel, Zayn is still a gigantic bellend , Kendall is still in love with me and Madison is still irrelevant
Justin: Hails saw that on my phone and she's pissed
Zayn: I saw that and I'm pissed
Kendall: I saw that and I kinda don't mind, you're sexy when you have a big head
Niall: *cough* obsessed *cough*
Kendall: fuck off leprechaun Madison: ouch🥺
Selena: see even her feelings are irrelevant
Madison: Sel wtf !!!
Harry: she's only stating facts baby girl don't worry tho you're still the sexiest girl here
Madison: 😳😳
Kendall Jenner left the chat
Niall: that girl seriously needs to chill
Harry: she can't, she has a serious case of styles fever
Ariana: I meannn, doesn't quite ring like 'Bieber fever' now does it
Justin: Only cuz you have it ;)
Ariana: how's your wedding ring looking?
Justin: perfectly intact thank you darlin, hows yours ?
Ariana Grande left the chat
Selena: fuck you justin
Gigi: Yeah that was way too far
Niall: low blow bro
Justin: shit I didn't even think about Pete, I'll talk to her
