You are just now realizing that elementary school was basically the army.
Teachers yelled at you.
Walk in a straight line or you get in trouble.
Physical education in general.
They tell you that terrorists are bad (I'm not arguing with this, I'm just saying.)
School was basically the military.
YOU ARE READING
How to Tell if You're a True Murican
RandomWho better to explain to you how to tell if someone is American than the true Murican herself? Nobody. There is nobody better.
