Lance and Mullet Son fucc eachother and thats pretty much it.

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by ThatOneGayGirlEmily
by ThatOneGayGirlEmily
                                    
                                              One day in teletubbie land---
                          *take two*
                          One day, Keith went up to Lance butt naked for some reason, and even the author has no freaking idea why he would do something like this. 

                          ((Seriously tho, why would our precious little mullet bean do something like this? Idfk, just keep reading this god awful crack fic.))
                          "Hey bby ;)" he said and whipped out his long semi hard dingaling.
                          "Wat is it sexeh boi?" Lance asked and looked up at Keith.
                          "U are very sexii and I want u to fucc me up da butt."
                          "I know. I wanna succ ur dicc, daddy Keith."
                          "Then fuck me hard. Spank me like the naughty bitch I am. Oppa better make me cum." Keith said and sat down next to Lance.
                          "U better.....little shit..." He whispered in his ear, making Lance shiver in excitement.
                          "Okie. Bend over bby." He said and smirked evilly.
                          "Okie daddy. I want ur thick panini in my arse." Keith said seductively and bent over.
                          "They call me the tailor because I thread the needle ;)" Lance said and smirked devilishly, suddenly thrusting his long, throbbing cockadoodle into Keith's dirty booty hole.
                          "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!" Keith screeched like a pterodactyl and made a kawaii sugoi ahegao face.
                          "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE---" Keith screamed out as Lance relentlessly pounded into his ass.
                          "Shuddup shut the hecc up Keith you're 2 fooking loud m8 >:(" Lance scolded and stopped moving.
                          "Bitch you shut the fuck up before I stab you to death." Keith choked out and flipped Lance off.
                          "DOST THOU WISH TO FUCKIN' GO, SIRE?! I'LL FUCKING MCKNIFE YOU YA EMO TWAT WAFFLE!!"
                          "SHUT UR FUCKING WHORE MOUTH DADDY LANCE. JUST FUCKING MOVE ALREADY AND MAEK MEH CUM!1!1!!!1!1" 
                          "Okie."
                          **CUE THE UNHOLY SATANIC SCREAMING**
                          "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHHAHO SH OSI HSI HVSIVHISBISVIHSVISCUSIGCXOGATAIRFYIYIFYIGKGYOGYGOGYOOGYOGOSYIGIgIOCHCOJACOJSJOVSVOJSOCJSOOOOCJSCJSCSCFQHNSHDJIEJVSGSDGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DADDY FUCK ME HARDER!!!"
                          "OH YEAH MR KRABS!1!1!1!!" Lance moaned out.
                          Just then, Allura walked in and saw Keith riding Lance like a smexy cowboy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
                          "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---" She screamed and ran away in terror, crying liek a little betch.
                          "Well shit...." Lance said and slowly pulled out, his ding ding dong gone limp.
                          "Daddy why did u stop??;-;" Keith asked and spread his badonkadonk out, eagerly waiting 4 Lance's cha cha to enter him again.
                          "HAMMER MY TIGHT ASS LANCE DADDY." He yelled.
                          "Lol. Okie." Lance said and pulled a sledge hammer out of his ass.
                          "OH  H E C C!!! I'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED AGAIN1!!1!!1!!1" Keith exclaimed and ran towards the door.
                          "GOTTA BLAST!!" He yelled and took off running down the halls with Lance chasing after him with the hammer and angrily screeching.
                          "Jesus Christ what the fuck was that." Shiro asked and stared in surprise at the two.
                          "Lol. Idk." Pidge said and shrugged, calmly sipping her tea.