"GO DO SOME DRUGS OR SOMETHING"
"what are you guys talking about" "gay sex"
"hey nick how you-" "fUCK OFF" "oh god okay"
"LIFE IS ABOUT MAKING MONEY. HAPPINESS IS NOT REQUIRED."
*listening to dead girl walking reprise, gets to the part where jd dies* "bYE BYE SLUSHY BOY"
"okay okay im joining the kahoot chill your tits jesus christ" "what's your name" "*mumbles*mrs beiber"
"did you know
that in jamestown
people resorted to cannibalism
and licked up the blood?"
"i swear man you tell the principal what im smoking i'll end you." "you know the pay" "*sighs* *slides three dollars across table*" "very good"
*typing furiously* homerow homEROW HOMEROWHOMEROWHOMEROW"
"did you fuckin step on my yeezys man"
so yeah these are the reasons i tolerate school
