yes i stole this idea from jean. just some weird shit i've heard today.
"Did you hear about that moon landing... on CHINA?"
*Balances prayer book on head* "I hold God on my head."
"Meghan! Did you know the world is flat?" *pause* "...T-THE WORLD IS FLAT."
"If your uncle Jack helps you off a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?"
"Around the PASTA!"
"You're gonna kill them with bad references."
"Ovaries." *Walks off without another word*
"You say beautiful things." "I am beautiful things."
"I'm trying to stopping you."
"That's not very neighborly of you." "Jessica... We aren't neighbors."
"I'M LEAKING SPINAL FLUID! YOU HURT MY SPINAL FLUID!"
"My parents have the build of two nerdy doctors... Which is exactly what they are."
"Spongebob is only surviving if it's in the MEME business!"
*Whispers* "Egggssss...."
"Hey, guys, I have a philosophy. If you're losing blood, eat blood... It's like a blood refund."
"I'll smack you with something smaller, like a fridge!" "Why a fridge?" "Because it's smaller than The Order Of The Phoenix." "Why not... CANADA?"
"But I didn't say foot, I said foots! FOOTS! Multiple feet!"
"Barf buckets!"
"Guys, I'm on corn hub."
