Me: *takes out a stack of 100000000 papers about Huey* what do you think if Huey Duck?
Date: oh well, I don't really like him, he doesn't talk much and that annoys me and the show is pretty stupid
Me: *puts the papers back without hesitation* I'm sorry I need to go *packs up the food*
Date: wa-
Me: I can't live my life knowing I'm with such a disgraceful shit that can't appreciate Huey duck. THE HUEY DUCK, someday you will regret ever saying that about my fluffball of sunshine, he deserves more attention than you, you are now blocked from my life and contacts *throws a brick at date* I hope you live a living hell for the rest of your life. *dramatically leaves*
Alrighty, but listen
Huey is my precious fluffball
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