SO I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH DIRT (she likes that nickname so) AND ISTG
Me: have you seen Hellevator
Dirt: ok liSTEN, I don't wanna get involved with some sad shit, rather you get me a good group that has all members or else you'll have to wATCH OUT WHEN YOU SLEEP
Me:.....so have you listened to Hellevator
Dirt: I GOT A BASEBALL BAT AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
Me: THEN LISTEN TO WINNER OR TRCNG OR IDK 14U
Dirt: no waIT 14U IS THE LIT
Me: THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
Dirt: YOU'RE JUST JELLY I MET YOUR FAVES
Me: YOU CAN EVEN BUY A ALBUM HOW CAN YOU MEET THEN
Dirt: the streets ma bro, the streets
Me: you now live on the streets wow amazing
Dirt: THAT'S HOW WE MET
Me: WE MET AT SCHOOL WHEN YOU TRIED CLIMBING OVER THE FENCE AND ASKED ME TO HELP YOU
Dirt: you never did!
Me: I SHOULD HAVE
Dirt: *probably threw a book* THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU
Me: I WAS LITTLE ALRIGHTY I WAS SCARED OF GETTING IN TROUBLE
Dirt: WE WERE 7
Me: and you thought of escaping school i-
Dirt: *laughs* I like how after that I started calling you scaredy cat until you started calling me loser
Me: we were so young yikes, a beautiful friendship was made afterwards
Dirt: it isn't beautiful, it's fucking lit
Me: let me live
Dirt: I dunno how to do that sorry
