I would really love to set up my most recent work on that nice old lady's front lawn as a surpise gift, but she might call the police again.
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Vaguely ominous short stories
HorrorPlease don't tell me my writing is bad. You can tell me why, but not just that it's bad. Writing is hard and I'm doing my best. Believe me, if I wasn't, I'd be on the ground with a bullet in my brain right now.
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I would really love to set up my most recent work on that nice old lady's front lawn as a surpise gift, but she might call the police again.