What's not to love about Cher (fanfiction)

Chapter 6

Omg! Her opening number is Woman's World!!! Cher is standing on a large orange platform, she's wearing a long black wig that's beaded. She has an extravagant head piece which is silver and has gems in it, which looks like a huge crown. From the top of the crown there are coloured feathers sprouting from it. They're long and are a mixture of dark purple, dark blue, light blue, a bright green. Not to mention there's a hint of grey on the end of some of the feathers. Her eye brows aren't too dark, she's got a pink or red like blush applied to her cheeks. She has beautiful purple eye shadow that is mixed with pink. She's flawless. Head to toe she's dressed in a skin tight body suit, some parts of it are skin colour, like her shoulders and other parts of her arms. Around her neck is a very large-necklace-like structure that is quite Cleopatra-like. On her arms are arm bands, made from a very beautiful, purple and blue material with hanging pieces from the bottom. There's a thick vertical line of material going down the centre of Cher's sternum that ventures to the beginning of the well.... The pubic bone. Around this area is a "v" shape of material that is purple and has silver lining around the outside of it. Hanging from the centre of the "v" is a wonderful flow-like material that is multicoloured. Purple, white, blue and fragments of green. Oh lord she's perfect, that voice...

I'm screaming and making a fist at the same time as Cher, 'this is a woman's world, tell the truth!'

"An hour ago, nothing fit, I was crying in my dressing room, so I thought I'd put some top coat on. Then I thought I'd go to the bathroom really quickly before the next costume change. So I go to the toilet and I get toilet paper all over my top coat," Cher says as the crowd erupts in laughter and people scream 'I love you.' She smiles like the goddess she is.

Dancers move their bodies, this way and that. I'm waiting, Kaity is waiting, Jilly is biting her nails and Drake is grinning from ear to ear, I think this has to be a guys version of heaven. We are all thinking it, what will the queen sing next, but most importantly, what will she wear?!

OMG, She's singing Strong Enough! This song is my jam! No seriously, this is the one song I always turn to when I'm down or I've been hurt a little more than usual. Everyone is screaming, Cher starts and ends as she is known to do, perfectly. Everyone is clapping, myself included and we're all singing along to the chorus 'I'm strong enough to live without you, strong enough, and I quit crying long enough to know, you gotta go...'

It's another new hit, Dressed To Kill. Cher is dressed in a skin colour outfit, with black beads sewn on the arms, breast area, and down to the belly button in the shape of a triangle. There are white sequins that seem to change colour when the lights hit them and black sequins around the hip area. On Cher's head is a long black and curly wig, on top of that is a black crown-like-structure that has wings at the back, I'm not sure and besides I really can't describe how fabulous she looks. The red lipstick, the vampire fangs, pink blush and black material hanging from her hips. But omg, she's dancing with this guy and mind you he's got Abbs. I mean the perfect six pack, anyway; he's kneeling in front of her and he's got his hands on her hips, begging. She looks directly into his gaze and sings "We're dancing in the dark with my hands around your heart, oh heads will roll and blood will spill, but how can you resist when baby I am dressed to kill!" Her vampire fangs dig straight into his neck as the lights suddenly turn down low and Cher disappears.

A chair is placed at the far right of the stage and the queen walks towards it, what is she doing? Still holding the mic she turns to face the audience and adds "Its not drugs or alcohol, it's Doctor Pepper. So my crew gives me this, a bag with six Doctor Pepper cans in it, is that it?" The crowds erupts in laughter as Cher exclaims with dissatisfaction. I look across at Kaity who's snapping a few photos of Cher and Drake who's been videoing her concert from start to finish. Jilly is posting vines for all the lovelies out there and her battery is at an all time low. The shows not even over... It's just beginning...