Wings [LevixEren]

Cravat

*Levi's POV*

Where is that brat??

Levi had been looking around the compound for the last 10 minutes looking for Eren. He'd asked Hanji, Mikasa, Armin, and even stupid Horse-face.

God, this is embarassing.

Where is he?? He has cleaning duty today! Who cares if "Neat Freak Week" - as those swines call it - is over. They could always use more cleaning. If it were up to him, he'd have his squad mopping and dusting every day. Heh. It's not like Levi gave him cleaning duty just to get the chance to see him... yeah...

"Tch." Levi rolls his steel-gray eyes. If he doesn't find this brat in the next ten seconds, someone is about to lose a limb.

Finally he spots an all too familiar head of brown hair and walks up behind him, arms folded across his chest.

"Oi, brat."

Eren whips his head around, visibly caught by suprise. But his expression soon changes and he turns his lips upward into a smile.

"Hello, Heichou~"

Levi glares at him. "Where have you been?!? Don't you remember you have cleaning duty today in my office?!?"

Erens raises an eyebrow. "I thought there was no cleaning duty on Sundays...?"

Crap. He'd been exposed!

Levi notices the eyes on them and is quick to grab Eren by his ear and drag him to his office.

"Ow! That hurts Levi!"

"Shut up, Eren you're coming with me."

Eren turns his head away and smirks. "Okay~"

This kid! "Tch." This could not get any more embarassing.

They reach Levi's office and Levi slams the door closed. He grabs a broom and tosses it to Eren.

"Get to work."

Levi turns and sits down at his desk, pulling out some papers and letting Eren clean for a while. After about five minutes of complete silence, Levi raises his eyes from the papers to check on Eren.

He's been awfully quiet.

"Jeager." Levi's sudden remark made Eren jump. "Have you even cleaned anything yet??"

Eren grabs the broom to gesture he's been sweeping.

Uh huh. SURE.

Levi rolls his eyes and starts to turn back to his paper.

"Hold on, wait!" Eren says and Levi turns back to face Eren, one eyebrow raised in suspicion.

Eren smiles and turns his back to Levi. He seems to be fidgeting with his shirt or something.

Huuuhhh??

"Eren, what-"

"Hold on!" Eren says in an excited voice.

After 30 more seconds he turns back around. He's wearing a cravat.

"Guess who I am~" Eren teases and puts on his best angry face.

MOTHER OF-

"Kneel down, you stupid pig!" Eren does an impersonation of Levi. "Oi, brat are you done cleaning yet?"

"Shut up, Jeager." Levi's cheeks turn pink. Eren starts laughing and Levi eyes Eren's new accessory. "Hm. You actually look pretty good in that."

Eren smiles and blushes.

"I-" Eren is abruptly cut off when Levi stands up at his desk, having come to a realization.

"WAIT A MINUTE, JEAGER DID YOU STEAL THAT FROM MY DRAWERS??"

The look on the brat's face says it all.

Heh. Got you now.

Levi approaches Eren slowly, intimidating him as best as possible.

"I- uh... well, you see..." Eren stammers.

"Who said you could touch my stuff?" Levi says menacingly.

Eren widens his eyes and starts running around the room, Levi chasing him.

"Eren Jeager!!" Levi calls after him.

"Aahhhhhh!" Eren screams and flails his arms in the air. He runs by the broom and grabs it, hurling it at Levi to slow him down.

Levi catches is with one hand and throws it to the side.

This kid!! He did not just try that!! That's the last straw.

"That's it, you're dead!" Levi yells.

*Meanwhile in Hanji's POV from outside the door*

What the frick frack diddly snick snack is going on in there?? HAVE THE DINOSAURS BEEN RESURRECTED??

She hears a crashing sound from inside the room. She cracks open the door to check on the two. To her horror, she sees two rabid hyenas running around the room growling at eachother.

OH MY!!

She rapidly blinks her eyes and it turns out the hyenas are actually Levi and Eren. They appear to be wrestling eachother on the floor. Levi seems to be on top and is desperately trying to grab at Eren's shirt for something... hmmmm... maybe to...

TAKE IT OFF??? HOLY BEJEEZUS, THEY BE GETTING IT ON???? SOMEONE GRAB A FAN CUZ IT'S GETTING HOT UP IN HERE!! YESSSS FINALLY SOME ACTION- WAIT, WHAAAATT AM I SAYING????

She reluctantly closes the door in order to give them some privacy- because yes, she (suprisingly) has some respect and decency- and bounds away, her evil laugh echoing through the hall.

*Back to Levi's POV*

As the two were grappling on the ground with Eren laughing like crazy, Levi manages to take off the cravat. He then walks back to his desk, leaving Eren on the floor in a giggling, crying mess.

How childish.

He shakes his head, mentally scolding himself. When he sits back down at his desk to drink some of his tea, Eren sits up and regains his composure.

"Levi~" Eren speaks.

Levi doesn't want to look up at him out of stubbornness, but how could he ignore this adorable, pink-faced mess?? His eyes peek over his teacup as he's drinking.

"Guess who I am now?" Eren says and grabs the sides of his eyebrows, making them seem larger. He clears is throat. "GIVE UP YOUR BEATING HEARTS, CHILDREN!! SQUAD ADVANCE!!! LEVI!! REFUEL!!! WORSHIP ME AND THE INFINITE UNIVERSE THAT IS MY EYEBROWS!!"

OH MY-

Levi nearly spits out his tea and he starts coughing uncontrollably. He bends over and covers his mouth, trying hard not to laugh.

WHAT. WAS. THAT.

Eren continues to impersonate Erwin as Levi is coughing.

*Meanwhile from No One's POV*

The two don't seem to notice Mike and Commander Eyebrows himself standing at the doorway to the office, observing the scene. Levi continues to cough and snort, and it appears as if he's been possessed by a demon. Eren is still doing a hilarious impersonation of Commander Eyebrows. The Commander eyes Mike, who seems dangerously constipated.

Eyebrows glares at Mike. "Don't you dare laugh..."

WOO HOOOO!!!! (Another inspiration from pinterest/youtube) WHO KNEW A SILLY CRAVAT COULD CAUSE ALL THIS MESS??? ANYWAYS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING!!! MORE WILL DEFINITELY COME SOON!! LOVE YA, CHUUUU~~ 🤗😁