Commie + ASEAN Crack Book [DISCONTINUED]

Communists Intro~

Admin: Sabaidee! Name's Kay! Welcome to this book that I made for no reason whatsoever- ANYWAYS, LET'S INTRODUCE EVERYONE!! Starting with my motherland, Laos! She'll also help me with most of this :3

Laos: *CRASHES IN THROUGH THE WINDOW* *DOes barrel roll and stands up* Sabaidee!! My name is Laos!! *nops*

Admin: Keep professional at least a bit. Anyways! Introduce yourself!

Laos: Right! As you know, my name is Laos! Youngest in the mainland, and surrounded by others. I exist SO NOTICE MEEEE-

Admin: Ahem- Next we have Plating!

China: *walks in* What?!

Admin: Nothin!

China: Okay? Anyways, LAOS! NO CRASHING THROUGH WINDOWS, ARU!

Laos: BUT IT'S FUUNNN

China: But there's glass everywhere!

Admin: Just introduce yourself, old man

China: *huffs* Fine! I'm China. I am the oldest so respect me-

Admin: Ah, nah. NEXT WE HAVE-

Laos: I VOLUNTEER EUOY VIET!

Vietnam: *looks up from her phone* Hmm? What?

Admin: Smol girly volunteered you for intros

Vietnam: Umm.. Okay? *puts her phone down and stands up* Hello, I am Vietnam. It's nice to meet you.

Laos: That's my big sister! She's single and ready to mingle! But don't tell Thai-

Vietnam: *quickly covers Laos' mouth*  Hush.

Admin: Umm.. Okay, well next off we have- North Korea!

Laos: *moves Viet's hand away* Beware! He's not the most friendly or social person, but he's like my best friend- one of em

North Korea: .....Hi? I guess?

Admin and Laos: *looks at each other and nods* *look at NK* Introduce yourself!

NK: ....Fine, I'm Im Hyung Soo?

Admin: Anything you'd like to tell us about yourself?

NK: ....I'm Korean?

Admin: Huh, boring- ANYWAYS, next up, Russia! Danke, North, now back to your corner

NK: Haha, like always

NK: *goes back to his shame corner*

Admin: Okay, Russia, you're up

Russia: *pops outta nowhere* Привет всем!! (Look it up) I am Russia. You will become one, Da?

Admin: OKAY- That's it for everyone! Thank you for reading! I will also possibly add the ASEAN (er- the rest of em) so I may introduce them next!

~Bonus~

Laos: *walks over and gives NK a flower* (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)

NK: ...Thanks? But that should be your flower. *refuse*

Laos: No!! Take ittt!! *holds it out*

NK: Why? I don't deserve or need it! *push*

Laos: Well! I want you to have it!! *places it behind NK's Ear*

NK: .....Thanks anyway?

Laos: *smiles* You refuse again, I'm giving you a bouquet, kk? *walks off*

NK: ......I don't need a bouquet......

THE END~

(A/N: Sabaidee! Kay here! As you can see and tell, I made this book out of boredom and may have a new ship? :00 *cough*firstshipwascamlaoandthenIgueslaophilafterthatdankeCori*cough* ANYWAYS- Not much for this author's note other than to say, if you want, leave requests! Au Revoir!~) (P.S: Special thanks to 4xtheKorea {fixed it} )