Commie + ASEAN Crack Book [DISCONTINUED]

English and French Colonies

ASEAN: *having a meeting*

Malaysia: *points to screen* So, as you can see, this is our current economic state for all of us. To make sure this organization runs smoothly, we must-

Myanmar: *groan* This is so boring! Can we hurry it up? I'm hungry..

*The rest of the ASEAN agree*

Malaysia: *sigh* Well, we have to cover all the datas

Cambodia: Can't we do that some other time?

The Philippines: Yeah! Or at least let us have lunch break!

Indonesia: Good idea! We could have someone cook!

Brunei: *smile and nod* Yeah but who will do it?

Vietnam: Volunteer?

Thailand: Oh! I could cook, ana~

ASEAN except Thailand and Laos: NO-

Singapore: I'm not really going to pick anything specific so-

Malaysia: *sigh* Fine, I'll cook!

Laos: De?~ Is that really a good idea, heuy?

Malaysia: What do you mean, lah?

Laos: Well, correct me if I'm wrong but you were British colony right?

Malaysia: Yeah?

Laos: Well, I feel like being under Mr. England will affect your cooking, I think I should cook since I was under Papa France-

Myanmar: Pssh, Oh so you can feed us snake? *snicker*

Cambodia: I think she's right-

Myanmar: Oh of course! Sticking up for your girlfriend!

Cambodia: SHUT UP SHES NOT MY GIRLFRIEND-

Singapore: Can you all just shut up? I could cook

Cambodia and Laos: NO

Malaysia: Oh shut it, Frenchies

Vietnam: OI- Don't harass them!

Malaysia: What are you going to do about it?

Cambodia: Not conquer the entire fucking world that's for sure

Singapore: We did no such thing

Laos: Yeah, but your daddy did

Singapore: Shut up-

Myanmar: Hey hey, now let's not upset the Tadpoles~

French IndoChina: WHAT?!

Vietnam: We are not tadpoles-

Myanmar: Ah ah! You definitely are!~

Cambodia: Shut. Up.

Malaysia: *smirk* Tadpole

Laos: Oh shut it, eyebrows

Malaysia: OH THAT'S IT-

Singapore: Frenchies

Cambodia: Eyebrows

Malaysia: Frog legs-

Laos: Bad cooking!

Myanmar: Molesters!

Cambodia: Bad teeth!

Myanmar: WINE WHORE

Laos: THERE'S MORE DICK IN YOUR PERSONALITIES ON THAN YOUR BODY-

Cambodia: Damn, I bet that burnt more than your cooking!

China and North Korea: *walks into the room* Can you all just shut the fuck up

(A/N: Sabaidee! Kay here! This was a pre written chapter from December of last year but I never got around to publishing it because it wasn't finished and I couldn't remember what I was going for but ey— I just now added the last part with China and North Korea .. ANYWAYS ; That's it for this Authors Note, Au Revoir!~)