Proof of My Insanity

Finally Official

I actually took the official pottermore Sorting Hat test, Yay me!

This means I've finally proved that I am a Ravenclaw, not that I didn't know it before.

I even agreed with all the descriptions of the other houses from the perspective of my house, except for Hufflepuff, that one was rather condescending. As someone who has endured people looking down at me and treating me like an idiot for being myself, I refuse to think of other people the same way. I feel like a lot of Ravenclaws will have dealt with the same thing, as weirdoes, even highly intelligent ones, are often looked down on.

ANYWAY I did my patronus next and got a deerhound. I was happy because it was a puppy and really a dog was the only thing I could think of as a patronus. Of course, I'm not entirely sure if I could produce a patronus. My life has been great, I'm not complaining, but I can never think of a single happy memory that seems powerful enough to produce a patronus. Can you use fangirl moments? I have plenty of those...one of my post Doctor Who highs maybe.

HEY SPELL CHECK PATRONUS IS A WORD

OK so then I took the Ilvermorny test and got, how do you spell it? puckwudgie? I didn't like that so much. I like nice joking happy people but I can only take so much. I think I would be better suited for Horned Serpent. Honestly I think the questions were just confusing. Like the one where it tells you to imagine the question you would most want answered. What if the answer options don't suit the question? And finally the one where it asks if you'd save a baby or a potion that could save 1000 lives. For one I hate moral dilemma questions. I went with the baby, because that was a guaranteed life saved, without more detail I couldn't choose the potion. So yeah. Its one of those, "just because I pick the nice answers doesn't mean that's my whole personality" things.

My wand was spruce wood and unicorn hair with flexible rigidity. I thought that was cool but I was slightly concerned when it said the spruce wood wasn't good for worrying or indecisive people. I'm usually good in crisis though so I'd probably be fine.

SO I'll probably just go on ignoring Ilvermorny's existence. The history was kinda cool, if convoluted, but I still get annoyed by it being in New England. That just doesn't seem like the most practical place to put the school. It seems like it would be easier to hide it in an area with less population. I know there are some middle-of-nowhere areas in New England but still. Wouldn't out west somewhere or even down south have been more practical?

I also watched a Sherlock Holmes movie today in which he fights dinosaurs and an evil brother, not named Mycroft, who upgraded himself into a Cyberman. At least it looked like a Cyberman. Yeah. I had told a bunch of people when I found it in the library because it looked so utterly ridiculous, so then I felt the need to try it out. I was correct in its utter ridiculousness.

So anyway its about time to eat here, it might be time to eat where you are, if you exist, would you like a jelly-baby?

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I don't actually have any jelly-babies...

I've never even tried one...

I want to.

Ah well.

Farewell imaginary readers!